Tabloid Gossip: Your Week of Links

Ariana Grande wasted everyone’s time with an annoying speech about her independence.  Billboard

K-Fed really loved Britney Spears. Fish Wrapper

Derek Hough and Kate Hudson might be dating again. Wet Paint

Jason Alexander finally explained Susan’s Seinfeld death. NYDN

Amy Schumer is a dick magnet. Jezebel

Nicki Hilton is getting hitched. US MAG

Iggy Azalea is engaged. Yahoo!

George Clooney wants babies. Reuters

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are back together. Contact Music

Amber Rose is a bad bitch. Digital Spy

LA Reid hated X Factor. Music Week

ZARA might be racist and anti-Semitic. The Frisky

Chris Harrison Talks Andi Dorfman/Josh Murray Breakup: “I Didn’t Know”

If you’ve tried to use your sleuth-like skills in a time-machine format by re-watching the last interview with Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray, then you’ve probably considered that Chris Harrison was in on the snow job. While I can’t imagine why any couple on the brink of a breakup would fly across coasts to perpetuate a lie, those Bachelor kids are crazy. Harrison told Seacrest he had no idea they were on the rocks when he interviewed them at The Bachelor premiere. Listen below.

Jason Derulo Responds to Jordin Sparks BMW Claim: Listen Now

In a move that so clearly explains the demise of their relationship, Jason Derulo posted a picture on Instagram showing that he did in fact purchase a BMW for his ex-girlfriend, Jordin Sparks, contrary to her proclamation that he leased the vehicle. While I too would want to clear my name of her embarrassing reveal, Derulo himself isn’t so innocent, having previously aired intimate details about their relationship in his own radio interview. So what have we learned? These two kids are clowns with zero business being in a serious relationship. Keep your personal life private, and grow some class.

Gwyneth Paltrow on Howard Stern: Talks Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, & Chris Martin

Gwyneth Paltrow’s PR team just scored a major win with her appearance on Howard Stern, because the notoriously uptight A-lister finally let her hair down for a revealing, fun chat. Paltrow discussed her famous power-couple pairings with ease, telling Stern about her relationships with Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck, and Chris Martin, Amongst the enlightening revelations were Paltrow’s declaration that Pitt was “too good for her,” Affleck was “not in a good place in his life,” and Martin is still a great friend. She also reflected on her close relationship with her father and her dad’s devastation over her Brad breakup. Listen to a very entertaining hour below.

News Update: Your Weekly Brief

Leonardo DiCaprio and Toni Garn are kaput. Just Jared

Lenny Kravitz really likes his ladies. Jezebel

Freida Pinto and Dev Patel are dunzo. Wet Paint

Billy Corgan recounted his torrid romance with Courtney Love. HUFFPO

Taylor Swift is secretly dating Matt Healy. Us Mag

Is Kourtney Kardashian single? Radar Online

Derek Hough is Kate Hudson’s new muse. E! Online

Miley Cyrus and Patrick [son of Arnold] are heating up. Rumor Fix

Ariana Grande might be a brat. Dlisted

Chris Brown apologized for insulting his ex on social media. NYDN

Cheryl Burke is leaving Dancing With the Stars. The Stir

Someone needs to stick a pin in the bloated Russell Brand. Contact Music

Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko had a baby. Us Mag

Ryan Seacrest is single. Daily Mail

Keira Knightley is pregnant. Page Six

Surfer Lauren Scruggs tied the knot. E! News

Dianna Agron and her hot beau broke up. Hello Mag

Josh Charles is a first-time father. USA Today

AnnaLynne McCord and her Prison Break boyfriend broke up. Just Jared

Tabloid Gossip: The News Brief

Ashton Kutcher still talks to Demi Moore’s kids. WHAT’S NEW

Liam Neeson and Brooke Shields were once engaged. PEOPLE

Kendall Jenner landed a contract with Estee Lauder. RTM

Naya Rivera doesn’t like Kim Kardashian’s ass. WONDERWALL

Do Angelina Jolie and Amal Clooney hate each other. RUMOR FIX

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger were spotted smooching. POP SUGAR

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie might not divorce. WET PAINT

Benedict Cumberbach is engaged. HOLLYWOOD LIFE

Solange Knowles got married. DLISTED

Selena Gomez went on a date. CELEBUZZ

Tori Spelling and her husband continue to torture each other. THE STIR

 

Nick Jonas Visits Yahoo Style: Talks Disney, Jonas Brothers, and Girls

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Nick Jonas is intent on restarting his career, and if you’re familiar with the former tween star, he seems to be navigating the transition with surprising ease. Jonas sat down with Yahoo Style to talk about his Jonas Brothers breakup, girls, and being treated like a piece of meat. And speaking of piece of meat, you can catch him on full display in Kingdom, the new drama on DirecTV’s Audience Network. Read some interview highlights below.

What he looks for in a girl

“I think the biggest thing is not being on the phone too much. Let’s be here in real life, right now. It’s better.”

The challenge of evolving from a tween star to serious artist

“I think it is very different for men and women. And I can only speak for my journey, because it’s the only one I know very well. I think the challenge that I faced was in just giving people a reason to give me a second look. The bias toward Disney in particular and younger acts there, you can’t ignore it. You can try, but it only leaves you frustrated because you don’t understand why some people won’t accept it. But I found that letting it happen in a really organic way, over time, not stressing that it has to happen overnight, is important. The right hits at the right time, to continue to evolve the whole thing. I think the music plays the biggest part in that, but then on top of that, the visuals were all important, and then the TV show was a big piece as well. So I’m trying to keep it focused on the work and the craft and less about shock and other ways of letting people know who you are or what you’re comfortable with.”

On being treated like a piece of meat

“I think I tread those waters carefully. After doing a few hits that were that, I said, “Okay, let’s shut down that side of it for a little while and put the focus on other areas.” And if the argument is that there’s too much focus on that, well I say the week that the Flaunt shoot came out, “Jealous” shot up the iTunes chart, and that was our biggest sales week so far. There are things that are driving people to the music and the TV show, and you’ve got to be thankful for that.”

On being emancipated from Disney

“I can’t be mad at the launching pad it gave me, although the transition in moments has been tough to navigate. It’s been good training in terms of discipline and a work ethic. Yeah, I probably was more intense and more reserved and concerned about interviews and about not being perfect while I was with Disney. And now I’m kind of like, “F— it. I do what I love, I love what I do.” And that’s a freeing thing. Like today, when we sat down and I said, “I love working hard.” That work ethic I think is there from my Disney days. So I’m not bitter about it”.

On being the brother who initiated the Jonas Brothers breakup

“It did start with me, the conversation about the group reaching its time, and closing that chapter of our lives. For many reasons, the biggest one being that we were no longer gelling in the way that we used to as a group. And I think we all had different things in our hearts. I definitely did, and I felt a lot of freedom when I was able to go and just create, and sort of start over again.”

Weekend Roundup: Your Tabloid News Review

Jay Z and Beyonce put those breakup rumors to rest. HUFFPO

Gerard Butler’s got a new babe. Just Jared

Think good thoughts for the legendary Joan Rivers . . . please. Rumor Fix

Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell have extended their fifteen minutes to Couples Therapy. People

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg have wed. Wet Paint

Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross are married. Us Magazine

Brad Pitt finally made an honest woman out of Angelina. Pop Bytes.

Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are husband and wife. CBS News

Kate Mara and Max Minghella split. E! Online

Britney Spears is single, and her father is a superhero. FashionStyle

Brody Jenner skipped Kim Kardashian’s wedding over a squabble. RealityTVWorld

Travis Barker remembers DJ AM on the 5-year anniversary of his death. Daily Mail

Britney Spears Talks “Huge Breakup” With Ryan Seacrest

Either Britney Spears is in a better place, or her relationship with Ryan Seacrest caused her to be more relaxed. Either way, her on-air interview was shocking. She’s calm, alert, and revealing. Spears discussed her “huge breakup” earlier this year, along with the therapeutic nature of singing songs about her ex. She also gave a funny anecdote about her choreographers. Listen below. Here’s hoping the old Britney is on her way back.

Joe Jonas Disses Taylor Swift: “She’s Been Dumped A Lot”

If you’re going to publicly bash all your exes for their part in your breakup, then expect a public response. Joe Jonas joins a very long list of men on Taylor Swift’s hit-list. Having allegedly dumped the singer via text message, Jonas was the subject of many angry barbs from America’s sweetheart, who perpetually bashed his botching of their breakup. Though most singers write about their personal pain, Swift has always taken it a step further, adding details to each song that alert the public to its subject. So as I said — if you’re going to dish it out, you better be able to take it. Watch the clip below. Something tells me Jonas might get another song soon.