Kim Kardashian Takes Aim at Taylor Swift

There are two takes on Taylor Swift. One is that she’s a sweet, shrewd ingenue with a sincere heart, and the other is that she’s a calculated mastermind that has carefully choreographed every stage of her career, even the ones that seemed unplanned. She fought Apple on behalf of indie music artists, for example, and she was praised for her brazen letter to the behemoth. KIM KARDASHIAN GQ NAKED Apple “folded,” and she signed an exclusive deal with the company shortly thereafter. But the timing was a little too close for comfort, and music industry insiders whispered that perhaps the entire event was staged, because these contracts usually take far more time than a few days. As for her Calvin Harris breakup, just when I thought his team might have trumped young Taylor with carefully placed leaks about how the DJ got “bored” with the star and she was some weepy woman begging for a ring, Swift was spotted kissing Tom Hiddleston on a public beach. It goes without saying that she won, and it also goes without saying that if you go up against the Swift machine, you don’t stand a chance. Harris learned that the hard way. But what happens when your war is with Kim Kardashian, whose ass can “break the internet,” and whose image is far different from Swift’s? It’s as if a Kangaroo and an eagle are fighting. It just feels . . . odd.

When Kanye West took a swipe at Swift in a lyric for his new album, ‘The Life of Pablo,’ claiming to have “made that b-ch famous,” Swift hit back during her Grammy speech. Kim wasn’t pleased, and both her and Kanye have long held that he requested permission for the line, and it was granted. See below:

 

Kim says Taylor’s deep emotional wound is nonsense — okay, she says it’s a lie — and that there’s video proof, because a videographer was actually filming their phone call. Why? Because Kim’s husband commissions videographers to film everything when he’s recording an album, for posterity (and possibly, one day, a documentary). And this is where it gets sticky.

“She totally approved that,” Kim says, shaking her head in annoyance. “She totally knew that that was coming out. She wanted to all of a sudden act like she didn’t. I swear, my husband gets so much shit for things [when] he really was doing proper protocol and even called to get it approved.”

… Swift, Kim insists, “totally gave the okay. Rick Rubin was there. So many respected people in the music business heard that [conversation] and knew. I mean, he’s called me a bitch in his songs. That’s just, like, what they say. I never once think,[gasping] ‘What a derogatory word! How dare he?’ Not in a million years. I don’t know why she just, you know, flipped all of a sudden.… It was funny because [on the call with Kanye, Taylor] said, ‘When I get on the Grammy red carpet, all the media is going to think that I’m so against this, and I’ll just laugh and say, ‘The joke’s on you, guys. I was in on it the whole time.’ And I’m like, wait, but [in] your Grammy speech, you completely dissed my husband just to play the victim again.”

Swift’s team responded, saying:

“Taylor does not hold anything against Kim Kardashian as she recognizes the pressure Kim must be under and that she is only repeating what she has been told by Kanye West. However, that does not change the fact that much of what Kim is saying is incorrect. Kanye West and Taylor only spoke once on the phone while she was on vacation with her family in January of 2016 and they have never spoken since. Taylor has never denied that conversation took place. It was on that phone call that Kanye West also asked her to release the song on her Twitter account, which she declined to do. Kanye West never told Taylor he was going to use the term ‘that bitch’ in referencing her. A song cannot be approved if it was never heard. Kanye West never played the song for Taylor Swift. Taylor heard it for the first time when everyone else did and was humiliated. Kim Kardashian’s claim that Taylor and her team were aware of being recorded is not true, and Taylor cannot understand why Kanye West, and now Kim Kardashian, will not just leave her alone.”

So who’s telling the truth? That’s up for you to decide, but perhaps it lies somewhere in the middle. My guess? Taylor knew more than she let on, but perhaps not the entirety of the song. That being said, she’s humorless, and the line in question is pretty tame. I also take issue with the implication that Kim Kardashian is under her husband’s spell and therefore forced to take his side. It’s anti-woman, and I expect more from Team Swift.

 

 

Kanye West Visits Ellen for Another Ridiculous Rant

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Kanye West is an extremely talented musician, but I simply cannot make sense of his insatiable need to conquer all creative mediums. It would be too obvious to talk about the narcissism surrounding his appeal to change the world with more resources. He’s already rich, and if he can’t make a business out of his existing income absent investors, then maybe his dreams are far too big, or his execution is far too weak. Perhaps he can use his capital for charity to “make a difference” rather than a weak fashion line with boring bodycon, tonal spandex. In a new interview with Ellen, he was provoked into another ridiculous rant which only received a clap when he discussed removing bullying, which is in no way part of any actual plan. What’s next? Standing on a mountain top to promote world peace? Also, if you’re going to discuss your inspirational geniuses, think of something more original than Walt Disney, Steve Jobs, and Picasso.

Kim Kardashian: “Tyga Broke Blac Chyna’s Heart”

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Kim Kardashian finally fessed up to her inside take on Tyga and Kylie Jenner’s controversial relationship, which allegedly began while Kylie was underage and Tyga was already in a relationship with Blac Chyna. According to Kim, she was friends with Chyna but forced to take Kylie’s side because it’s her sister, thus breaking their bond. But what goes around comes around, and when Rob Kardashian began dating Chyna, Kylie and Tyga quickly broke up. As for Kim’s friendship with Chyna? Well . . . if family comes first, then they’re either going to make up, or have an extremely awkward Thanksgiving. Kudos to Chyna for getting the world’s best revenge on an ex — intentional or not.

Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner in Feud Over Rob

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With two daughters who married unfaithful addicts and another who was hitched for a mere 72 days, you’d think there would be a little less judgment from the Kardashian clan toward their one male sibling, but fans of the show know that the girls often ride a very high horse in a big, glass house. So when Kim and Khloe told Kris Jenner not to buy a house for their brother, Rob Kardashian, and to “cut the chord” instead, Kris finally defended herself by reminding her family of their own notorious messes. Watch below to see Kris remind Kim of her very abnormal marriage to Kris Humphries.

Tabloid Gossip: Your Week of Celebrity News

Ciara and Russell Wilson are engaged. Wonderwall

Kim Kardashian revealed another photo of son Saint West. E! Online

Tiger Woods’ ex-wife is back on with her billionaire boyfriend. Contact Music

John Stamos has a new lady love. Wet Paint

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo have a baby on the way. Just Jared

Jillian Michaels is engaged. People

Alec Baldwin and his wife are expecting their third child together. Inquisitr

‘Mean Girls’ star Lacey Chabert is pregnant. RTW

Dancing With the Stars’ Kym Johnson and Shark Tank’s Robert Herjavec are engaged. ET Online

Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend Tyga might be having financial problems. Hollywood Life

Kylie Minogue is marrying her much-younger boyfriend. Stuff

Kim Kardashian Gets Slut-Shamed by Bette Midler?! Say It Ain’t So!

  I’ve got a lot of issues with Kim Kardashian, and it mostly involves her hideous fashion choices that I can only assume are styled by Kanye. But her nudity? Not so much. Sure she has a gigantic ass that has been covered in paint, perched on a tree trunk, and spilled out of a white bathing suit, but our country is far too prude, and if you have ever been to France, you’d know it. In fact, if ‘Showgirls’ can get an NC-17 rating and ‘Passion of the Christ’ cannot, then it’s clear that we will always be far more outraged by nudity than violence, which is another fact for our covered-up friends.

In an effort to reveal her PRE-baby body for her sex-crazed fans, Kardashian showed her naked frame with her important lady parts partially covered. Naturally, the twitter-sphere erupted, and the ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ star found herself slut-shamed by Bette Midler, Chloe Moretz, Piers Morgan, and more. But Kardashian didn’t take it lying down (pun intended), and she wrote a series of prickly tweets in response.

Here’s the deal. Kardashian’s entire empire began from a sex tape, and though I have an issue with her denying the intentional “leak,” porn stars are just as free to make money as anyone else, and if the public wants to see her naked, so-the-f*ck what. No one is harder on women than women, and if her nude body makes other women hypnotized enough by their “role model” to respond in kind, then that’s just more naked pictures to go around, and everyone is happy. Get over it, girls. A one last thing — she has curves. At least this isn’t a hungry model that looks like a pre-pubescent boy assaulting my eyes with her frail frame. I like a big, buoyant, healthy ass on my ladies.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Baby Name Revealed. It is . . . 

  
Adding to the idea that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s creativity for child number one was simply a fluke, the wacky stars have gifted their new baby boy with a bizarre, Michael-Jackson-inspired name (see Prince), and called their baby SAINT WEST. Despite the twitter-sphere’s insistence on Easton West, the couple didn’t cooperate. As for originality, the name has been used before, most recently by Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, who picked Saint Lazslo Wentz for his child. 

Tabloid Gossip: Your Week of Links

Taylor Swift got groped and sued. Stuff

China ended its one-child policy. MTV

Ed Sheeren and his gf broke up. CM

Jason Mraz got married. Wonderwall

Kim Kardashian dressed as herself for Halloween. JSYK

‘RHOBH’ star Adrienne Maloof has a new man. Wet Paint

Heidi Klum had a crazy-good Halloween costume. DListed

Nicki Minaj reposted an offensive Halloween photo. Bossip

Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter continues to speak out. The Stir

Gigi Hadid became a Victoria Secret Angel. Hollywood Tuna

Khloe Kardashian is still seeing James Harden, despite helping Lamar Odom with his health issues. Hollywood Life

 

 

Tabloid Gossip: Your Week of Links

Snooki was driving under the influence of her husband’s hotness. Life & Style

Justin Theroux had a boring bachelor party. MTV

Carrie Underwood is keeping her marriage intact. Daily Mail

Kim Kardashian cancelled her baby shower while the family cares for Lamar Odom. Refinery29

Josh Hartnett walked the red carpet with his pregnant girlfriend. Just Jared

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are good friends. E! Online

Hayden Panettiere entered treatment for postpartum depression. Today

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are having a child. Us Magazine

Scott Disick went to rehab. Us Mag

Raven Symone has some serious apologizing to do. Fish Wrapper

‘Jersey Shore’s’ JWOWW tied the knot. In Touch

Selena Gomez has lupus. E! Online

UFC fighter Ronda Rousey has a boyfriend. Yahoo

Cindy Crawford is still seriously hot. TMZ

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are writing new music, despite their divorce. Digital Spy

Justin Bieber feels violated over his nude photos. PopSugar

Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas are still going strong. EOnline

Laverne Cox is beautiful without makeup. Bustle

Jimmy Kimmel debuted his daughter. Wonderwall

‘I Am Cait’ Conversation: How Do We Define Women?

 When Kim Kardashian told Caitlyn Jenner that she still has “a little Bruce in her,” it got me thinking. What defines a woman? If you follow the Caitlyn Jenner story, much of her journey feels more physical than emotional. It’s often taboo to call women sensitive and emotional, as if they cry often and are too unstable to run companies. But watching Caitlyn Jenner’s journey made me appreciate the sensitivity, empathy, and compassion behind womanhood, while simultaneously realizing that she has a long way to go. On the latest episode, Kim Kardashian brought Kris Jenner’s sadness to Caitlyn’s attention, and she was dismissive and defensive, qualities often associated with men. Caitlyn was again dismissive when told about Kendall and Kylie’s sadness toward being called a “distraction,” and abruptly explained that’s “not what she meant.”
 

Could it be possible that for the entirety of Bruce Jenner’s marriage to Kris Jenner, he had dreams of becoming a woman, and that underlying pain can explain why he abandoned four biological children, and was painfully anti-social and reclusive? Judging from what I’ve seen of ‘I Am Cait,” that’s an easy, though unlikely explanation. She has no friends on the show, and it’s clear that her transgender posse was a casting choice. Her children from her first and second marriage opted not to appear for fear that it would “become a circus,” and the Kardashian Klan is team Kris Jenner, thereby limiting their appearances to a here-and-there format. As for the transgender, educational story-lines, I find it disturbing that Bruce Jenner wanted to be a woman for so many years, yet did absolutely nothing for the transgender community, including personal research from the privacy of his home. To be fair, I wasn’t in his home during the Kris Jenner years, but the show suggests that every episode is a “huge learning experience,” which I find rather shocking.
 
Unfortunately, Caitlyn Jenner picked the wrong producers for ‘I Am Cait.’ The show should have been a documentary, following each plastic surgery, and interviewing each child, ex-wife, and Kardashian about what they knew and did not know. This brings me back to my original question? What does it mean to be a woman? And why can’t a woman have a big nose, small boobs, less hair extensions, and a cover page on Vanity Fair sans sexual corset? I’m a woman, and I have a big schnoz and small boobs. Why not Cait? It all feels far too physical for my taste, and I opt out.
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