Charlie Sheen on Lindsay Lohan: “She Held Us Hostage”

If Charlie Seen calls out your antics, things are bad. Sheen appeared on Leno and confirmed the rumors that Lindsay Lohan’s tardiness tanked their Anger Management taping. Sheen would know a thing or two about struggling with addiction, but since he’s notorious for his professionalism regardless of his private “indulgences,” I’m assuming his empathy is limited. Watch below.

Tabloid Drama — The Weekend Edition

 

  • Brandi Glanville likes nerds. Radar Online
  • Lindsay Lohan’s sticky fingers strike again (allegedly). TMZ
  • Did Tiger Woods get Kris Humphries’ sloppy seconds? NYDN
  • Meryl Streep’s daughter is ending her marriage. People
  • One of the Spice Girls is single again. Daily Mail
  • Did Jennifer Lopez’s diva demands cost her a big gig? Starpulse
  • Chris Brown & Rihanna are still together. Fear not! Idolator 
  • There’s hope for John Mayer & Katy Perry. Stuff
  • Another couple from The Bachelor bite the dust. Digital Spy

Tabloid Rundown — Weekend Edition

 

 

  • Clooney & Kiebler are still connected. TMZ
  • Anna Kendrick & her director-man are dunzo. Glamour
  • Shayne Lamas is having a marital meltdown. RumorFix
  • Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are having lots of post-coital happiness. Stuff
  • Is Emma Stone concerned her Spider-man is cheating? Disney Dreaming
  • Demi Moore blames her Ashton breakup on a baby. ICYDK
  • Adrienne Maloof got canned from Cougarville. E! Online
  • Liam Hemsworth & Miley Cyrus on the outs? New York Post
  • Julianne Hough gave Ryan Seacrest the heave-ho. PopBytes
  • Britney Spears has a new beau. NYDN
  • Justin Bieber’s bloated ego took aim at Lindsay Lohan. MTV
  • Are Jason Sudeikis & Olivia Wilde swingers? TMZ
  • Jesse James invited Sandra Bullock to his wedding. Contact Music
  • Lil’ Wayne overdosed on sizzurp? Hollywood Life
  • Adam Brody & Leighton Meester are making their romance work. Rumor Fix
  • Another couple from The Bachelor franchise had a baby. Reality TV World

 

Celebrity News Rundown — Weekly Gossipy Greatness


 

 

  • Anne Hathaway might have “thrown a fit” over Amanda Seyfried’s matching Oscar dress. Dlisted
  • Rachel McAdams & Michael Sheen split. ET Online
  • Christian Slater is engaged. Showbiz Spy
  • Carmen Electra wants to adopt. Exposay
  • Michelle Williams & Jason Segel broke up. Refinery 29
  • Andy Samberg is engaged. TV Guide
  • Adrienne Maloof skipped her Real Housewives reunion. TMZ
  • Rihanna can’t stop talking about Chris Brown. PopEater
  • Ben Aflleck’s little daughter got scared of the paparazzi. Wet Paint
  • Tori Spelling is unhappy about divorce rumors. SheKnows
  • Britney Spears’ sister is engaged. Socialite Life
  • Charlie Sheen is Lindsay Lohan’s mentor. W.E.N.N

Lindsay Lohan v. Pitbull — The Blame Game

Lindsay_LohanIn 2011, Lindsay Lohan filed suit against Pitbull for using her name in the lyrics to “Give Me Everything,” in which Pitbull proclaims, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Lohan alleged that this violated her privacy and publicity rights and caused her emotional distress.

Late last week, Lohan’s lawsuit was dismissed. US District Judge Denis Hurley ruled that the lyrics are a protected work of art under the First Amendment, and that even though the song was created and distributed to make a profit Lohan’s name was not “used for ‘advertising’ or ‘purposes of trade’ within the meaning of the New York Civil Rights Law.”

In Pitbull’s countersuit, his attorneys asked the court to sanction Lohan for filing a frivolous claim. The judge did not find Lohan’s suit to be frivolous, but he did impose a $1,500 fine on Lohan’s Long Island attorney, Stephanie G. Ovadia, for an “affront to the court,” — the briefs she filed were plagiarized from various sources. The judge said that “the vast majority of the opposition appears to have been taken from other sources without any acknowledgment or identification of those sources.” Moreover, while trying to defend or excuse the plagiarism, Lohan’s attorney made certain representations to the court that the judge found to be “undoubtedly false.”

In a smashing display of grace under fire, the Long Island attorney – who hired another attorney, Pery Krinsky, for the sanctions motion – tried to blame an attorney from Queens for the plagiarism, submitting that the Queens attorney acted as co-counsel for Lohan in the suit against Pitbull.

When reached for comment; however, the Queens attorney said he was not co-counsel for Lohan. “I do not believe in blame games,” he said, adding that he filed papers with the court that affirmed he was not co-counsel. “My affidavit clearly says that I was not an attorney for her.”

There are at least two lessons to be learned here. One, rap is an art, so don’t hesitate to express yourself. Two, Lindsay Lohan should not be allowed to choose her own attorney.

One-Minute-Rundown: Celebrity News of the Week

  • Cameron Diaz has a new man. Showbiz Spy
  • Kim Kardashian didn’t offer Kris Humphries a $10 million, after all.  Gossip Cop
  • Shakira revealed her first baby picture. Inquisitr
  • Michael Buble is expecting a baby. The Sun
  • Sylvester Stallone paid off his half-sister after allegations of abuse. Radar Online
  • Jessica Simpsons’ parents are at war over divorce money. Reality Weekends
  • Bethenny Frankel’s divorce is an official war.  USA Today
  • Lindsay Lohan fired her lawyer,  and then unsuccessfully attempted to re-hire her. The NY Daily News

One Minute Rundown — Tabloid News Review


 

  • Jason Sudeikis & Olivia Wilde are engaged. People
  • Does Jennie Garth have a new man? Wet Paint
  • The Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries war wages on. Reality Tea
  • Are John Mayer & Katy Perry moving in together? Hollywood Life
  • Another Bachelor couple bit the dust. Reality Tv Magazine
  • Kanye West & Kim Kardashian bought a Bel Air home together. Forbes
  • Heidi Klum won’t get married again. PopBytes
  • Demi Moore still likes younger men . . . and Lindsay Lohan’s exes. E! Online
  • Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift for not putting out? The Sun
  • Former ‘Hills’ star and Lauren Conrad ex, Jason Wahler, got engaged. Us Magazine
  • Britney Spears and Jason Trawick broke up over kids. TMZ
  • Paris Hilton’s ex got engaged. OTRC
  • Simon Cowell and his ex-fiance are still good friends. Daily Mail
  • Rosario Dawson is dating Danny Boyle. Just Jared

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Lets Get Newsy

  • Bradley Cooper & Zoe Saldana broke up again. ICYDK
  • Bethenny Frankel filed for divorce. People
  • Justin Bieber doesn’t want to let you down by smoking weed. TMZ
  • Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up . . . again. Hollywood Life
  • Real Housewife NeNe Leakes is engaged. LA Times
  • Sofia Vergara got into a bar brawl. The Superficial
  • Is there a Teen Mom Ryan Edwards/Maci Bookout reunion in the works? WetPaint
  • Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris tied the knot. E! Online

Charlie Sheen to Lindsay Lohan — Where’s My Thank You Note?

If there’s anyone that can give Lindsay Lohan advice — it’s Charlie Sheen. The man is untouchable. The reason? He owns his turmoil, unlike Lohan who is constantly crying “comeback,” only to be followed up with immediate trouble. As for why she never sent Sheen a thank you note for his $100,000 gift, I suppose that’s something you learn from your parents at a young age — and let’s just say she didn’t stand much of a chance.