Tabloid Gossip — Your Weekly News Rundown

Lindsay Lohan got soaked on The Tonight Show. Vulture

Matthew McConaughey wants another baby. Contact Music

Christian Bale has a second baby on the way. People

Glee’s Harry Shum is engaged. E! Online

Khloe Kardashian has some fashion issues. Radar Online

Shakira’s husband won’t let her film music videos with men. D Listed

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are back together. ABC News

Scarlett Johansson is pregnant. Us Weekly

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber reunited . . . AGAIN. Hollywood Life

Juan Pablo Galavis is widely considered the “worst bachelor ever.” E! Online

Ke$ha left rehab. MTV

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are signing a prenup. SheKnows

Ireland Baldwin is single. WetPaint

Johnny Carson has a sex tape?! TMZ

Oprah OWNs Lindsay Lohan — “Cut the Bull Sh*t”

There are many addicts who will never beat their addiction, as we’ve sadly come to discover from the deaths of some of our greatest talents. Lindsay Lohan, an admitted drug addict, received an opportunity from Oprah to revitalize her career, and many have predicted it’s a lost cause. Given the multitude of stories about her return to clubs, it’s possible they are right. When you watch the video below, you’ll see Lindsay return to her worst, with a noticeably different appearance that reeks of turmoil. Oprah took some time to lovingly scold the star for her endless disrespect of her staff, but Lohan’s hallow gaze speaks volumes. Watch below.

Celebrity News Rundown — Get Linked In

The Lindsay Lohan dram continues. Daily Mail

Lance Armstrong has a lot of balls. DListed

Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce. TMZ

Mary Kate Olsen is getting serious with her May/December romance. Celebuzz

Kevin Federline is on his way to baby number six. USA Today

Simon Cowell’s baby name is revealed. NY Daily News

Drew Barrymore disclosed her baby’s gender. Hollywood Life

Taye Diggs & Idina Menzel separated. MSN

There’s a new Dancing With the Stars romance. Reality TV World

Keri Russell and her husband separated. TV Guide

Khloe Kardashian might already have a new boyfriend. RumorFix

Kelly Rutherford hit another blow in her custody battle. Radar Online

Celebrity Instagram Pics — The Week’s Top Snaps

If you know The Dishmaster, then you know I have a strict policy against publishing paparazzi pictures. I will; however, publish pictures posted by the celebrities themselves, and you can often find some gems on instagram. I’ve posted this week’s top snaps below. Enjoy!

Photo courtesy of Casper Smart
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart in Rome, sword-fighting in front of the legendary Coliseum. Photo courtesy of Casper Smart
Kristin Cavallari revealed her baby bump. Photo courtesy of Kristin Cavallari.
Kristin Cavallari revealed her baby bump. Photo courtesy of Kristin Cavallari.
Lindsay Lohan flashing artistic side boob. Photo coutesy of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan flashing artistic side boob. Photo coutesy of Lindsay Lohan
Miranda Kerr in a nostalgic throwback to her Angels. Photo courtesy of Miranda Kerr
Miranda Kerr in a nostalgic throwback to her Angels. Photo courtesy of Miranda Kerr
Jessica Simpson looking slim for her Weight Watchers commercial. Photo Courtesy of Jessica Simpson.
Jessica Simpson looking slim for her Weight Watchers commercial. Photo Courtesy of Jessica Simpson.
Kelly Clarkson's wedding picture. Photo Courtesy of Kelly Clarkson.
Kelly Clarkson’s wedding picture. Photo Courtesy of Kelly Clarkson.

The Dirty Dish — Get Linked Into the Gossip!

  • Kim Kardashian is still fashionably challenged. Us Weekly
  • Daryl Hannah revealed her autism. Wonderwall
  • Chelsea Handler is single. Starpulse
  • Jason Statham & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley are back on. Just Jared
  • Nina Dobrev is dating Derek Hough. Pop Crunch
  • Lamar Odom broke his silence. Stuff
  • Kendall Jenner dumped her long-term boyfriend. CDL
  • The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison has a new girlfriend. Guess where they met. RTM
  • Pippi Longstocking has a sex tape. Pop Bytes
  • Rachael Leigh Cook had a baby. People

 

 

Lindsay Lohan to Oprah: “I’m an addict.”

The public might point and laugh at failure, but they also clap for a good comeback story, and if Lindsay Lohan turns this train wreck around, she’ll be welcomed alongside Robert Downey Jr. Sure she’s had a lot of second chances, but so do most addicts, because it takes time to curb the chaos. Her Oprah interview seems to be the first time she’s ever taken full responsibility for her wrongdoings and surrendered to her addiction. Watch her admit to her alcoholism below.

Lindsay Lohan’s Oprah Interview — New Sneak Peak

Is Lindsay Lohan “addicted to chaos?” Oprah sure wants to know. The tabloid queen will sit down for a one-on-one interview, and it looks as if the talk show titan asked her everything the public wants to know. Here’s hoping this interview isn’t a bit premature, and Lindsay keeps it together.

First Look: Lindsay Lohan on Oprah’s Next Chapter

Oprah and actress Lindsay Lohan come together for an exclusive, highly anticipated conversation.

Tune in Sunday, August 18, at 9/8c.

Oprah Interviews Lindsay Lohan: WATCH a Clip

Call me heartless, but isn’t orange the worst hue for Lindsay’s Lohan’s comeback conversation? Since she’s had some trouble with the law, the closeup causes a not so friendly reminder. As for the interview itself, here’s hoping this isn’t another empty proclamation of recovery. I’m always rooting for a good turn-around. Watch a preview of Oprah’s interview, which will air August 18th.

Radar Online Exposes Lindsay Lohan’s Rehab Struggles — Has the Tabloid Gone Too Far?

I’ve always attempted to avoid bad-mouthing celebrities while at their most vulnerable. And I’ve certainly avoided recounting intimate details about their rehab-stints. But a recent article from Radar Online put me over the edge. I won’t link to it, but the online tabloid boasts about having the inside scoop on why Lohan moved rehabs, claiming that she skipped group therapy because she was convinced that they “were giving out information on her.” HELLO! Need I point out the obvious!? If this was merely an “excuse” then how does Radar Online even know about it?!! And if it wasn’t an excuse, and they were in fact giving out the information, then can you blame her for skipping it?!! Leave this girl alone. Sobriety is sacrosanct.

Celebrity Gossip — The Weekend Edition

  • Are Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova getting married? E! Online
  • Pete Wentz admitted to his drug addiction. Daily Mail
  • The Real Housewives of New York City almost lost their jobs. Us Magazine
  • Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll are dating. USA Today
  • Bethenny Frankel says her divorce was a mistake. Radar Online
  • Danica Patrick is divorced. TMZ
  • Eva Longoria couldn’t eat after her Tony Parker divorce. Contact Music
  • Demi Moore has a new boy-toy. Mirror
  • Rachel McAdams and Bradley Cooper were seen flirting. Digital Spy
  • Ian Somerholder and Nina Dobrev broke up. Guyism
  • Rob Lowe is 23 years sober. Starpulse
  • Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like rehab. THG
  • Rihanna and Chris Brown broke up …again.  Hollywood Life