The most highly anticipated sequel in history made its way to Sydney, Australia for a fan screening, and Ben Stiller arrived in style, with Heidi Klum making a special appearance. Enjoy some images from the event below.
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 26: Heidi Klum attends the Sydney Fan Screening Event of the Paramount Pictures film ‘Zoolander No. 2’ at the State Theatre on January 26, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures) *** Local Caption *** Heidi Klum
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 26: Ben Stiller and Heidi Klum attend the Sydney Fan Screening Event of the Paramount Pictures film ‘Zoolander No. 2’ at the State Theatre on January 26, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures) *** Local Caption *** Ben Stiller; Heidi KlumSYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 26: Michelle Leslie attends the Sydney Fan Screening Event of the Paramount Pictures film ‘Zoolander No. 2’ at the State Theatre on January 26, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures) *** Local Caption *** Michelle LeslieSYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 26: Lucy Durack attends the Sydney Fan Screening Event of the Paramount Pictures film ‘Zoolander No. 2’ at the State Theatre on January 26, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures) *** Local Caption *** Lucy DurackSYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 26: Krystie Steve attends the Sydney Fan Screening Event of the Paramount Pictures film ‘Zoolander No. 2’ at the State Theatre on January 26, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures) *** Local Caption *** Krystie SteveSYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 26: Mia Morrissey attends the Sydney Fan Screening Event of the Paramount Pictures film ‘Zoolander No. 2’ at the State Theatre on January 26, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures) *** Local Caption *** Mia MorrisseySYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 26: Tegan Martin attends the Sydney Fan Screening Event of the Paramount Pictures film ‘Zoolander No. 2’ at the State Theatre on January 26, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures) *** Local Caption *** Tegan MartinSYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – JANUARY 26: Aisha Jade attends the Sydney Fan Screening Event of the Paramount Pictures film ‘Zoolander No. 2’ at the State Theatre on January 26, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures) *** Local Caption *** Aisha Jade
For twelve season’s, it’s been consistently clear that Tim Gunn is the star of Project Runway. Until now, the show has minimized its most-important player. Sure he appears in the workroom, but his coveted critiques are edited down to a short screen time, leaving the viewers always wanting more. This season, things changed. Gunn now gets to “save” an ousted designer when he disagrees with the judges. It’s brilliant — and its shocking it didn’t happen sooner. As for the season’s other changes, the jury’s out on the post-runway garment talk, but one thing’s for sure. Zac Posen must go. Yes he’s talented, but he’s extremely difficult to watch. He seems like a self-important prick with no personality. He lacks Michael Kors’ sense of humor, and he has zero chemistry with Klum, whose personality is so far on the other end of the likability spectrum I naturally assume tension between the two. And last but not least, I’m completely aghast at this season’s contenders. They all seem mentally unstable, making this more of a clown contest than a designer showcase. If they’re choosing the best in the country, can’t they find talent and normalcy?
Not to piss on her burger party, but I’m convinced Heidi Klum is getting bad career advice. Though I support women looking sexy at all ages, this brand has a shelf life, and she’s pushing it past its prime. She needs to start her transition into a more sustainable public image, or she’ll be left by the wayside while younger, hotter chicks take her throne. Sure Jennifer Lopez has managed to pull it off, but Lopez has mastered the art of light and shade, and her brand extends beyond her hot-chick status. Perhaps I’m wrong. After all, The Dishmaster doesn’t know everything. Wait . . . who am I kidding/ I’m never wrong!
Watch the behind-the-scenes footage of her video below.
In what can only be described as confusing, Heidi Klum has joined America’s Got Talent as its fourth judge. The fourth judge format is completely lost on me. When America’s biggest talent show began with a three-judge format (see American Idol), you’d think every other talent show would duplicate the choice. In fact, even American Idol has violated its original vision.
As soon as the fourth judge is added, the show becomes more about the panel than the talent. Time gets taken, bickering begins, and the contestants fade away into an unmemorable existence. The only explanation for this perpetual failing has to be that the creative teams are insecure about their judge selections, and they hope to assuage a backlash by providing the audience with additional options. If there’s any other reason, I’d like someone to explain it. As for Heidi Klum — though I like her on Project Runway, I’m shocked that she’s not bound to an exclusive deal. Doing this show waters down her brand. Perhaps Lifetime consented because they think exposing Klum to a larger audience will boost their own. Who knows.
“To be quite honest, if there is going to be somebody else in their lives, I’d much rather it was a familiar face. I guess the only thing I would have preferred is that. . . I guess I didn’t expect any better from him, I would have preferred Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were . . . . But I guess you now all have the answer that you’ve been looking for for the past seven months.” Seal, on the rumors that Heidi Klum is currently dating her bodyguard coupled with the shocking confession that she cheated.
“They are like this kaleidoscope of interesting thoughts and opinions. They teach you so many things about men that are useful.” “Like what?” our reporter asked. Klum paused, and then made the universal tounge-moving-rapidly-in-cheek motion that signifies blowies. She explained what she’s learned (off the record, of course), and our reporter said she discovered two things: 1) Everything sounds authoritative when said in a German accent, and 2) Seal was a lucky guy.” An excerpt of Heidi Klum’s interview with Allure Magazine, which confirmed the need for homosexuals in her life. As an aside, I too have a lot of gay friends, but unfortunately our conversations involved their unfulfilling sexual experiences with women, and it traumatized me for life.
The most painful kind of breakup is the one that occurs when you’re still in love but can’t make it work. And judging by Seal’s conversation with Piers Morgan, he’s going through that very thing. I’m impressed by his ability to discuss the situation without losing his cool. He’s certainly one of the classiest celebrities I’ve seen. Watch below.
I’ve met Seal. I’m not saying that to brag, I’m saying it to justify that I know he’s an extremely nice guy. So it’s no surprise that he’d handle the Heidi Klum divorce questions with a tremendous amount of grace. As an aside, why can’t these two work it out? They seemed so in love! Watch below.
If it’s true that Heidi Klum and Seal are divorcing, then I think it’s safe to say that I should no longer have favorite-celebrity-couples, because this marks my fourth favorite that is breaking up. The others are listed below. Such a shame. So much for renewing your vows every year.
If you watched the Project Runway finale, you might have noticed, as Tim Gunn says, the judges were “smoking crack.” Nine Garcia and Michael Kors chose the wrong winner, despite Heidi Klum’s protests. As part of their deliberation, Garcia and Kors accused Mondo’s clothing of being “unwearable,” and Heidi insisted that she would wear the polka dot dress. Michael Kors then told Heidi that Mondo didn’t listen to his suggestion by “cutting off the sleeves” to avoid the model looking like a “polka dot sausage.” At the time I heard this, I thought Michael Kors was out of his mind. The dress was incredible, and Heidi kept her word by wearing it to an event. The problem? She cut the sleeves off!! Did Michael Kors successfully bully her twice? I realize that Mondo must adhere to Heidi’s request, but this ruined the dress. Look at the two pictures below, and tell me if you agree.
