Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Who Knew?


 

 

  • Ashton Kutcher quit tweeting because he can’t think of himself. SheKnows
  • Jennifer Lopez is dating her back-up dancer, Casper Smart. Astrochicks
  • George Clooney contemplated suicide. MSNBC
  • Chelsea Handler and Andre Balazs split up! Just Jared
  • Kim Richards admitted to being on prescription medication. ICYDK
  • Zoe Saldana and her fiance split up after 11 years together. People
  • Justin Timberlake kept his promise and attended the Marine Corps ball.  Huffington Post
  • Denise Brown said Kris Jenner is lying about her sister’s murder. The Superficial
  • Kim Karadshian is suing her ex-publicist who claims her wedding was a sham. Reuters

Adam Carolla Insults the LGBT Community — Gives Crappy Apology

I used to love Adam Carolla. In fact, I thought he was the next Howard Stern. Then I started listening to his radio show after he took Stern’s terrestrial radio spot, and I quickly realized he’s not even close. Aside from the fact that he’s not nearly as self-realized or honest as Stern, he’s also a mean spirited asshole. His most recent debacle involves statements about transgendered people, asking “when everyone got lumped in with the gays,” and insisting that the LGBT community should drop their current acronym and insert ‘YUCK’ in its place. According to reports, Carolla previously said on ‘Loveline’ that gay parents are not as good as straight parents. To think that my original beef with Carolla involved his arbitrary insults toward other comedians such as Jim Breuer and Chelsea Handler. It’s fair to say that I now have something much more legitimate to be angry about. Carolla responded to the controversy, saying, “I’m sorry my comments were hurtful. I’m a comedian, not a politician.” Nice try, Carolla. You can’t make an insensitive joke at a time when gay bullying is such a sensitive issue and expect to get away with it.

Tabloid Gossip — Weekly Recap

  • Bradley Cooper may be dating Olivia Wilde. Hot Momma
  • Chelsea Handler admits she had an abortion.  Vibe
  • Kim Kardashian’s ass defies gravity. The Superficial
  • John Edwards was indicted for using campaign funds to cover up his affair. Huffington Post
  • Brad Pitt proves he’s still damn beautiful at the Tree of Life premiere.  Ok! Magazine
  • Ashley Olsen and Justin Timberlake deny dating . Green Celebrity
  • Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe broke up again.  Beauty and the Dirt
  • The Bachelorette Spoilers! Ashley Hebert’s final four men are revealed.  Astrochicks
  • Alec Baldwin, 52, is dating a 28 year old yoga instructor. Fit Celeb
  • Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn broke up.  Socialite Life

Sean Puffy Combs Late for Chelsea Lately — She’s Pissed

If I didn’t know better, I’d think Sean Combs was as dumb as a box of rocks, and if you watch his interview on Chelsea Lately, you might be under the same misconception.  The truth is Sean has established an empire, including his very successful clothing line, Sean John, which is said to gross $100 million annually.  It’s also been nominated five consecutive years by the Council of Fashion Designers for excellence in design, winning once in 2004.  On top of that, many fashionistas in my coffee-talk circle claim he’s one of the only celebrities to launch a quality clothing line.  I like to think I surround myself with an accurate case sample of geniuses.  Anyways, watch the interview below to see a very unimpressed Chelsea Handler, give Puffy shit for showing up an hour late to their interview.

Nicki Minaj on Chelsea Lately — Confirms She’s Crazy

I’ve posted Nicki Minaj’s interview with Chelsea Lately, because it’s a perfect example of a celebrity that’s on their way to an early musical grave.  You can’t behave like this and actually maintain success.  First of all, she entered the interview with attitude, and seemed offended by Chelsea Handler’s humor.  Second, she claims to have three personalities, which in every day life would justify involuntary commitment into an insane asylum.  Not on the music industry though — apparently the stage is great place for “Roman.”  Did I mention that her three personalities prefer different types of men?  Good luck, Nicki.

Blog Tabloid News Review

  • Nicole Richie and Joel Madden got married, and Paris Hilton wasn’t invited.  Us Magazine
  • Elizabeth Hurley and her very rich husband split up amidst reports that she cheated.  Huffington Post
  • Dexter costars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are divorcing.  E! Online
  • Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens split up.  Radar Online
  • Chelsea Handler took a picture of her and 50 Cent in bed together.  Pop Eater
  • Naked pictures of Christina Aguilera ended up online.  Gee, shocker.  The Stir

Vintage Interview Clip: Chelsea Handler Gets Told by Chris Matthews

I randomly saw this clip, and I had to share it. One of my complaints about late night shows today is that the initial guest exits after their interview. Some of the greatest moments happen when the first guest stays for the second interview, and they share a couch someone they have nothing in common with. The camera often pans to their face, and the result is comedic magic. Watch below to see what I mean.

Blog Daily Roundup

  • Shape Magazine apologized to readers for putting “home-wrecker” LeAnn Rimes on the cover.  Styleite
  • Courtney Cox says she has no plans to divorce David Arquette.  Showbiz News Blog
  • Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried might be dating.  Ear Sucker
  • Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are still dating.  Celebuzz
  • Camille Grammer reveals how she discovered Kelsey Grammer’s affair.  The Star-Ledger
  • Slash called off his divorce.  Popeater
  • AnnaLynne McCord and Kellan Lutz broke up.  Huffington Post
  • Mariah Carey confirms pregnancy.  Celebuzz
  • Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are getting divorced.  TMZ
  • Justin Bieber and Demi Lovato might be dating.  Hollywood Dame

Tabloid Review — This Week in Celebrities

  • Camille Grammer’s new show, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, exposes Kelsey Grammer’s affair with now girlfriend, Kayte Walsh. Astrochicks
  • Mel Gibson’s baby mamma, Oksana Grigorieva, has hired a grand total of 39 lawyers in her fight against Mel. TMZ
  • Dina Lohan is looking to Kris Jenner for parenting advice. Hollywood News
  • Rosie O’Donnell defends Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg’s choice to walk off The View. Popeater
  • The CW released a promo for Tim Gunn’s Gossip Girl appearance. TV Fanatic
  • Jon Gosselin continues his fight to keep his children off television. D Listed
  • Christina Aguilera is apparently a lesbian. The Superficial
  • David Arquette had his post-marriage-fling, Jasmine Waltz, fired as the face of his new club. The Blemish
  • Something very strange is going on with Mariah Carey. ICYDK
  • Colin Farell and his Baby Mamma have broken up. Socialite Life
  • Nick Cannon and Chelsea Handler are in a twitter fight. Zap2it
  • Tyra Banks is being sued. Bossip
  • Shia LeBeouf threw coffee on a paparazzo. Celebslam
  • Kendra Wilkinson is leaving her husband, Hank Baskett to move back to Los Angeles. Hollyscoop
  • Vince Vaughn defends his gay joke. The Fab Life
  • Bret Michaels is disappointed he wasn’t chosen as a new American Idol judge. Limelife

Chelsea Handler Panned by Same Critics who Panned Russell Brand

Is there some sort of journalism school that critics go to, where they teach them how to be incessantly negative, regardless of quality? Chelsea Handler hosted the Video Music Awards, and to be expected, the critics bashed her. Almost every single host for the Video Music Awards has been bashed by critics, including the great Russell Brand, who was initially slaughtered in the press, and then invited back the following year, once Mtv saw its ratings jump. Similar to Brand, Chelsea Handler’s hosting stint brought huge ratings, despite the criticism.  To prove my point, I’ve compiled a list of the arbitrarily harsh critics that insulted Handler, and pulled their very same critiques of Russell Brand.  Enjoy!

New York Times

Chelsea Handler: “And then there was the awkward plight of the night’s host, Chelsea Handler. She was among the worst in the show’s history — purposefully out-of-touch, with brief, alarming flashes of off-color racial humor.”

Russell Brand: “He was the host of last year’s MTV Video Music Awards, where he was mischievous but seemed slightly pale and lost, a potty-mouth Ziggy Stardust brought down to earth. That’s about all, though.”

Headline Planet — Brian Cantor

Chelsea Handler: “Humor was also much appreciated, given how intently host Chelsea Handler tried to murder comedy over the course of the broadcast.”

Russell Brand: “Though host Russell Brand’s opening monologue was sexually charged, it did not feature the edgy content necessary to rival last year’s controversy.”

Alan Sepinwall — Hitfix

Chelsea Handler: “It pains me to say it, but Chelsea Handler was in over her head with hosting duties. The stage was just too big for her and the audience too distant. She boringly oscillated between jokes about sleeping with rappers and jokes about partying hard, sometimes with a dash of absurdist bad behavior (like trying to steal Justin Bieber’s ‘wig’).”

Russell Brand: “Perhaps it was the fervor and speed at which every joke needed to be delivered, but Russell Brand’s humor seemed to fall flat left and right.”

Nekesa Mumbi Moody– Associated Press

Chelsea Handler: “Host Chelsea Handler gave the show its traditional bawdiness, though her jokes often fell flat.”

Russell Brand: “There were a few more laughs during comedian Russell Brand’s opening monologue, but the celeb audience seemed more nervous than amused, as the frenetic Brit took aim at Madonna, the virginity of teen sensations the Jonas Brothers and President Bush, whom he called “a retarded cowboy fellow.”