Tag: Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez & Mark Anthony Divorce — The Way They Were

The tragedy of a celebrity breakup is that there’s an internet time capsule with interviews of happier times. Let this be a lesson to famous couples everywhere — don’t publicly declare your love — you might pay for it later. Speaking of paying for it, I’m posting a video of Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony’s performance on American Idol, to show that Jennifer Lopez has a very nice ass, and these two might have actually liked each other at one point in time. Actually — they look like two titans competing for stage time. Perhaps that’s the lesson. Don’t marry someone of the same celebrity stature. No one wants to share a spotlight.

Tabloid Gossip Roundup — Breakups, Makeups, and Babies

  • Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony split up. USA Today
  • Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey got married.  Huffington Post
  • Real Housewife of Beverly Hills’ Taylor Armstrong — filed for divorce.  Hot Mamma
  • Is Ryan Reynolds reconciling with Scarlett Johansson (I can’t keep up)? Hollywood News
  • Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller might reunite.  TMZ
  • ‘Glee’s’ Dianna Agron is dating ‘Gossip Girl’s’ Sebastian Stan.  NY Post

 

Haley Reinhart Butchers Alanis Morissette​’s ‘You Outta Know’

Before I launch into my tirade about Haley Reinhart’s abysmal performance of Alanis Morissette’s ‘You Outta Know,’ I’d like to profess that I blame this entirely on the judges, who picked the song. Haley has an extremely sweet persona, and she simply cannot pull-off the angry chick thing. I might be biased, though. I confess that I’ve personally sung this song in my car approximately 5,000 times, and I scream especially loud when I hear the lyric, “and every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back I hope you feel it.” Perhaps Haley is a little too young to fully understand what it means to ask a man if he’s thinking of her when he “fu*ks” another chick. Give it a few years and a few terrible guys, and then ask her to perform the song. As for the horrific judges, as expected, they said nothing negative. How many days until Simon Cowell is on the air again? Watch below.
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Jennifer Lopez Hates Haley Reinhart’s ‘Earth Song’ — Is Chris Judd to Blame?

I received a call from a friend tonight who keenly smelled a rat after watching Jennifer Lopez attack Haley Reinhart’s rendition of Michael Jackson’s ‘Earth Song.’ Lopez said that even though the song was “inspiring,” she needs to think about the competition itself when she performs, followed by a condescending use of the word “baby.” Since Jennifer Lopez consistently avoids criticizing the contestants, her comments were suspicious. As it turns out, Lopez’s first husband, Chris Judd, is directly connected to Haley’s song. In 1997, Judd performed the song with Michael Jackson during Jackson’s German tour. So did Lopez project her bad memories onto poor little Haley, who got a verbal ass-whooping? It’s unclear, but here is what I know for sure — the judges are terrible. Watch Haley’s performance below, and watch the second video to see Chris Judd with Michael Jackson (he appears at the eight minute mark).
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Tabloid Gossip — Celebrity News Week-in-Review

  • Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are officially divorced.  Popeater
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon gave birth to twins.  The twins might later kill them for their baby names.  Dawn
  • Lorenzo Lamas got married for the fifth time to a woman almost thirty years younger.  True love? HotMommaGossip
  • Stars of Mtv’s The Hills, Justin Bobby and Holly Montag, are dating. Mtv
  • Rod Stewart’s daughter, Kimberly Stewart, is having a baby with Benicio Del Toro. Huffington Post
  • Marie Osmond re-married her first husband.  OnTheRedCarpet
  • Emma Roberts and Glee’s Chord Overstreet might be dating.  Celebuzz
  • Paul McCartney is engaged to longtime girlfriend Nancy Shevell.  OMG!
  • Jennifer Lopez has a huge ass and I’d like to touch it.  PopSugar

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review

  • LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian got married.  Backseat Cuddler
  • Denise Richards says that she and Charlie Sheen are “not in the best place.”  Music and Mischief
  • Rihanna and Usher are reportedly hooking up.  Hollywood Life
  • Charlie Sheen told his fans to “help him get his job back.”  Radar Online
  • Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston might be dating again.  In Case You Didn’t Know
  • Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson are back together.  Just Jared
  • Jerry Seinfeld and Donald Trump are in a fight over President Obama.  Huffington Post
  • Ali Landry (the girl that Mario Lopez cheated on during his bachelor party) is pregnant with her second child.  Good for her.  Celebrity Cafe
  • Oprah has rejected pleas to save All My Children.  Pop Crunch

 

    Should Jennifer Lopez Leave American Idol?

    Rumors are circulating that Jennifer Lopez will leave American Idol at this season’s end, and it’s a great idea. As soon as X-Factor premieres American Idol is done, and JLO is way too business savvy to stay with a sinking ship. She jumped on board a cash-cow at the exact right moment, and I’m certain she’ll flee the ship right before it sinks. The only issue is that she’s likely to leave American Idol for another reality show, which will certainly irreparably damage her brand. Reality television is where stars go to die, and Simon Cowell’s brain-children are the only exception. Either leave American Idol for X-Factor, or return to the movie business.

    Pia Toscano Leaves ‘American Idol’ — I Blame the Judges

    If I cared about this horrible show anymore, I’d say this is the worst upset in American Idol history. But since I love pointing fingers, I’d like to take this opportunity to point my fingers directly at these terrible judges. If you watched the show last night, you might have noticed that the judges complimented every single person that performed. You know what happens when you don’t insult anyone? America has absolutely no guide — and it becomes a crapshoot. Actually — they did insult someone. They insulted their best singer — which was Pia Toscano, and now Pia Toscano is packing her bags. Specifically, they said she lacked performance quality. Even though that might have been true last night, they also neglected to give every other performer the same criticism (in addition to other, much deserved criticism). You cannot sit back on your throne complimenting terrible singers and expect America to get it right. Believe it or not, Simon Cowell’s criticism affected the votes, and that effect is missing on this season’s show. So good job guys. You have no one to blame but yourself.

    ‘American Idol’ is Terrible — Judges Say Nothing Negative

    American Idol is absolutely unwatchable this season. The judges did not have one negative comment the entire show. How is that possible? Is the entire group going to have a successful music career? Are they already perfect? I’ve never missed Simon Cowell so much. He used to comment on issues outside the performances also, which these judges don’t do. Remember when Simon told Carly Smithson that she “needed to have a talk with the person dressing her at the moment — because she doesn’t look like a star.” Or how about when he told David Cook that his personality seemed “boring.” Is someone planning to tell Pia Toscano that unless she gets more of a personality, she’ll never make it in the business? It’s not just about voice, and even if it were, the judges would still be completely wrong. I’d point out every terrible performer on tonight’s show, but that would just be negative. And here at The Dishmaster I try to be positive.