Tag: Lindsay Lohan

Rosie O’Donnell Thinks Lindsay Lohan is Unhirable

Rosie O’Donnell, Star Jones, and Donny Deutsch joined Matt Lauer on The Today Show for what can only be described as the best segment in Today Show history. Though the story gained traction for O’Donnell’s assertion that Lindsay Lohan isn’t ready to work, the entire segment is worth watching. The quick, topic-to-topic format, is blissful for ADD viewers such as myself. I particularly enjoyed O’Donnell’s revelation that Lohan couldn’t be bothered to show up for her Saturday Night Live rehearsals. Clearly she has some inside information. Watch below.

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Saturday Night Live’s “The Real Housewives of Disney” — Best Sketch Ever

Lindsay Lohan received a lot of criticism for her Saturday Night Live hosting job, but there’s one sketch that’s worth mentioning. There’s no need for me tell you why “The Real Housewives of Disney” was so great, just watch below and judge for yourself. I imagine that if Disney characters were real, that’s exactly how they would actually behave.

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Celebrity Drama


 

  • Dick Van Dyke, 86, married his 40 year old makeup artist. MSNBC
  • Lindsay Lohan listened to The Dishmaster and died her hair red. Daily Mail
  • Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett are dating. Us Magazine
  • Sienna Miller talked to Vogue about being pregnant and engaged. Vogue
  • Snooki confirmed her pregnancy. PopBytes
  • ‘Saved by the Bell’s’ Elizabeth Berkley is pregnant. SheKnows
  • Elle Macpherson is single, and still really beautiful. Daily Telegraph
  • Kristen Bell’s house went into foreclosure (proving celebrities are people too). The Real Estalker
  • Christie Brinkley and her ex-husband still hate each other. Contact Music
  • Gabriel Aubry is asking Halle Berry for more money, presumably because he hates her. TMZ
  • Susan Boyle and Ricky Gervais are feuding. AOL
  • Jeffrey Dean Morgan (A.K.A. my dream man) is engaged. Celebitchy
  • Ashton Kutcher watched Rumer Willis perform at The Sayers Club (A.K.A. one of the best venues in Hollywood) Just Jared
  • Claudia Schiffer’s still got it. GossipandSoaps
  • The Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries divorce drama continues. All Things Gossip

Lindsay Lohan on ‘The Today Show’: Tells Matt Lauer She’s Sober — Telling the Truth?

I know Lindsay Lohan is desperate to revive her career. But she only gets so many shots at telling the public she’s “back on track,” and she therefore needs to be careful about irreparably destroying her credibility. The public is willing to forgive (see Robert Downey Jr.) if they believe you’ve recovered. And though I’d love to believe she’s clean and sober, she’s too close to her recovery to make such absolute claims as, “I will not let anyone down.” I realize she has to convince insurance companies to insure her in television in films, but it’s just too soon. And finally, she has to die her hair red to be taken seriously. I know it sounds superficial to proclaim that hair color has anything to do with public perception, but every time she’s gone blond she’s gotten into trouble. Watch below.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Pictures Leaked — She’s Naked

When Marilyn Monroe appeared on the first issue of Playboy Magazine in 1953, it was revolutionary. Hugh Hefner battled against American’s puritanical values and brought sex into public conversation. But decades later, sex is everywhere. Actresses sexualize themselves to become popular, and almost every A-lister has graced a magazine cover nearly naked. So when Lindsay Lohan posed for Playboy Magazine, I wasn’t impressed. First, she’s already been naked numerous times, thereby decreasing my curiosity, and second, the pictures are heavily airbrushed. Unfortunately or fortunately, her career plummeted, and the Playboy shoot probably provided some much-needed cash. The end of an actresses career is very similar to the beginning — you take what you can get, because the offers are limited. So she did. And though she’s certainly pretty enough to pull this off – I find it generally boring.

Eddie Murphy Resigns as Oscar Host — Follows Brett Ratner

I hope the Academy just learned a lesson about the ramifications of being puritanical hypocrites. Eddie Murphy predictably stepped down as Oscar host after learning that his friend, Brett Ratner, “resigned” as the show’s producer. The Academy likely fired Ratner without realizing the risk of losing Murphy. The Ratner debacle began with a series of loose-lipped interviews, most notably his quote that “rehearsal is for fags.” Had they fired Ratner immediately after he made the bigoted remark, I’d be fine with it. But that’s not why he was fired. Ratner was fired because of his candid Howard Stern interview, in which he detailed his sex life, including making Lindsay Lohan get an STD test prior to sleeping with her and being “in love with eating pus*y.” Though I detest Brett Ratner, there’s an underlying lesson to be learned here — you can use bigoted words, but you can’t openly discuss your sex life. You know . . . because that’s inappropriate. And despite my Ratner hatred, losing Murphy as a host should have been enough to keep Ratner. I predict a very boring Academy Awards this year.

Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Shoot Inspired by Marilyn Monroe — Unoriginal?

It’s time for celebrities everywhere to get over Marilyn Monroe. I get it — she was beautiful, tortured, and talented — but can’t someone think of a more original person to copy? At least Jennifer Aniston had the bright idea to copy Barbra Streisand. Lindsay Lohan has hopped on board the copy-cat train with her new Playboy shoot, where she will be “channeling” Marilyn Monroe’s Tom Kelley nude pictorial. No word yet on whether she’ll follow this up with a Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her arm like Megan Fox. Further Reading: Karina Smirnoff Poses for Playboy — What’s the Point?

Week-in-Review — Tabloid Gossip: Breakups, Makeups & Babies

  • Halle Berry won round #500 in her custody battle with her ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry.  TMZ
  • Is Ashlee Simpson drunk dialing Pete Wentz? Us Magazine
  • Former ‘Little House on the Prairie’ star, Melissa Gilbert, filed for divorce.  People
  • Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter broke up after three years together. Celebuzz
  • Former ‘Brady Bunch’ star, Christopher Knight, filed for divorce from ‘America’s Next Top Model’ winner, Adrianne Curry.  E! Online
  • Lindsay Lohan’s team begged Steven Soderbergh’s people to deny that he rejected her for a role in his film.  The Blemish
  • Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their third child together.  Huffington Post
  • Paris Hilton’s reality show, ‘The World According to Paris’, was cancelled by Oxygen.  NY Magazine
  • Former ‘Roseanne’ star, Sarah Gilbert, has split from her partner of 10 years, Allison Adler.  Dlisted
  • Charlize Theron wants a baby. Radar Online

 

Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review

  • LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian got married.  Backseat Cuddler
  • Denise Richards says that she and Charlie Sheen are “not in the best place.”  Music and Mischief
  • Rihanna and Usher are reportedly hooking up.  Hollywood Life
  • Charlie Sheen told his fans to “help him get his job back.”  Radar Online
  • Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston might be dating again.  In Case You Didn’t Know
  • Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christenson are back together.  Just Jared
  • Jerry Seinfeld and Donald Trump are in a fight over President Obama.  Huffington Post
  • Ali Landry (the girl that Mario Lopez cheated on during his bachelor party) is pregnant with her second child.  Good for her.  Celebrity Cafe
  • Oprah has rejected pleas to save All My Children.  Pop Crunch

 

    Tabloid Gossip — Week in Review

    • Tyrese says it’s expected for men to cheat, and Wendy Williams head almost exploded.  Bossip
    • Eva Longoria discusses her divorce from Tony Parker with Piers Morgan.  TV Squad
    • LeAnn Rimes posted a picture of herself in a bikini on twitter in the exact same pose that Brandi Glanville posted months ago.  Coincidence — or an attempt to take a jab at her Eddie Cibrian/her boyfriend’s ex-wife?  The Superficial
    • Matt Lauer may leave The Today Show.  Socialite Life
    • The Reviews are in — Your Highness gets destroyed.  The Stir
    • Tina Fey is pregnant with her second child.  The Frisky
    • Twilight’s Nikki Reed might be hooking up with American Idol’s Paul McDonald.  The Hollywood Gossip
    • Dancing With the Stars’ Karina Smirnoff is posing nude for Playboy.  People
    • Kate Gosselin is being sued by her marriage counselor for unpaid fees.  Ear Sucker
    • Lindsay Lohan Responded to Betty White’s slam.  Ace Showbiz
    • Jennifer Aniston hates dating.  Pop Eater
    • Selma Blair shows off her pregnant belly — and her horse.  Pop Sugar