Alec Baldwin Under Fire — Leave the King of Comedy Alone

ALEC BALDWINI don’t know about you, but when my top’s about to blow, I definitely take the time to really think about insulting my opponent with the most class possible. It’s too bad Alec Baldwin lacks my lucky gift, especially when being accosted by vulturous photographers. After all, it’s okay to say the “F” word, as long as it’s not THAT “F” word.

And if you missed the made-for-TV take-down, Baldwin verbally berated a photographer who harassed him and his wife (newborn baby in tow), calling him a “c—k-sucking f****t.” Baldwin later claimed that his contentious remark was actually, “fathead,” which prompted GLAAD to explain that his adjective (that’s an adjective right?) was equally offensive. Baldwin’s daughter, Ireland Baldwin, has since come to his defense, explaining that her father is far from homophobic.

While I certainly don’t condone hateful speech, I also know that if you poke the bear, you should not be surprised when he uses his insult arsenal to rip off your head. Furthermore, this story should also focus on enacting anti-paparazzi laws to protect not only celebrities, but their families, and the innocent bystanders that get caught in the crossfire. Alec Baldwin’s talent is a gift, and I would prefer to get that gift as long as I can. If the public continues to pounce on this man, he’ll go away quietly, and I’ll be punished. Perhaps it’s time to get to the root of the problem, instead of just watering the poisonous plant.

EDITOR’S NOTE: THE DISHMASTER DOES NOT NOW, NOR HAVE I EVER, PUBLISHED PAPARAZZI PICTURES. THIS IS WHY. I’D ENCOURAGE MY PEERS TO FOLLOW SUIT.

Celebrity Instagram Pics — The Week’s Top Snaps

If you know The Dishmaster, then you know I have a strict policy against publishing paparazzi pictures. I will; however, publish pictures posted by the celebrities themselves, and you can often find some gems on instagram. I’ve posted this week’s top snaps below. Enjoy!

Photo courtesy of Casper Smart
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart in Rome, sword-fighting in front of the legendary Coliseum. Photo courtesy of Casper Smart
Kristin Cavallari revealed her baby bump. Photo courtesy of Kristin Cavallari.
Kristin Cavallari revealed her baby bump. Photo courtesy of Kristin Cavallari.
Lindsay Lohan flashing artistic side boob. Photo coutesy of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan flashing artistic side boob. Photo coutesy of Lindsay Lohan
Miranda Kerr in a nostalgic throwback to her Angels. Photo courtesy of Miranda Kerr
Miranda Kerr in a nostalgic throwback to her Angels. Photo courtesy of Miranda Kerr
Jessica Simpson looking slim for her Weight Watchers commercial. Photo Courtesy of Jessica Simpson.
Jessica Simpson looking slim for her Weight Watchers commercial. Photo Courtesy of Jessica Simpson.
Kelly Clarkson's wedding picture. Photo Courtesy of Kelly Clarkson.
Kelly Clarkson’s wedding picture. Photo Courtesy of Kelly Clarkson.

Celebrity News Stories — Your Week in a Nutshell

  • Did Robin Thicke hook up with Britney Spears? Life & Style.
  • Mariah Carey’s team released the wrong single. Rolling Stone
  • Andy Kaufman’s ex-girlfriend insists he’s dead. EntertainmentWise
  • Justin Bieber is at it again. TMZ
  • Khloe Kardashian is still airing her dirty laundry. WetPaint
  • Jessica Hart is an angry angel, and she hates Taylor Swift. Rumor Fix
  • Joanna Krupa is a child. Wonderwall
  • Melissa Rycroft revealed her baby’s sex. ICYDK
  • Katie Holmes may or may not have tweeted about Tom Cruise. Contact Music
  • Terrence Howard blames Robert Downey Jr. for his Iron Man oust. Moviefone
  • Miranda Kerr was caught in a photo frenzy. Celebuzz
  • Drake and Rihanna dropped 17K at a strip club. Bossip
  • Want to see Kim Kardashian without makeup? Cambio

’12 Angry Men’ at the Pasadena Playhouse — A Full Review

(L-R) Gregory North, Adam J. Smith, Bradford Tatum, Robert Picardo, Jason George. Photo by Jim Cox.
(L-R) Gregory North, Adam J. Smith, Bradford Tatum, Robert Picardo, Jason George. Photo by Jim Cox.

For those unfamiliar with the film and television production of ’12 Angry Men,’ the legendary plot all takes place in the jury room, as each juror deliberates the fate of a young man accused of murder. While 11 of the jurors enter the room convinced of his guilt, one is not. The lone juror slowly persuades the pool to pick apart the evidence piece-by-piece, and what follows is fascinating.

Director Sheldon Epps stayed true to the original production, except for casting six black actors on the jury, including lead actor Jason George, who is known mostly for his television work (see ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ and ‘Mistresses’). George’s approach to the role was less subtle and more determined than his predecessors, almost bordering on smug. It’s a near impossible task to portray subtlety on stage, especially when the lead is fighting for something with consistent conviction. I would have preferred a more understated performance, but he certainly had a steep hill to climb. As for Gregory North, he was nothing short of brilliant. He’s the antagonist to George’s character, and his unwavering insistence of the defendant’s guilt is simultaneously dogmatic and effortless.

There’s a few things of note in this production. First, it was a bold choice for Sheldon Epps to cast six black jurors, most notably Jason George as the lead. Though I applaud the monumental idea, it warrants some changes to the play that he didn’t make. For example, many of the jurors are unequivocally convinced of the young man’s guilt because of his race. Their racist stereotypes are at times boisterously expressed, a choice that seems unbelievable when surrounded by 6 other minorities. Even racists are rarely that bold about their bigotry, especially in this type of setting. If it were me, I would have kept the lines, but had one character whisper it to another, rather than yelling it in front of the others. The other option is to have the character look directly at one of the minorities when saying lines such as, “You know how those people are.” Without that change, the dialogue seems odd.

The other issue is the stage blocking and pacing. There needs to be pauses in the dialogue to build the necessary tension for which this story is known. Without that, some of the biggest reveals in the play are blurred, and the epic reaction from the audience is lost.

Despite some minor failings, this play is worth seeing. It’s a classic story that is also unfortunately timeless. The same racist ideas and sad jury failings are just as prevalent today as they were many years ago, and the story is engaging throughout.

The play runs now through December 1st. Get your tickets HERE.

THE VERDICT: 3.5/5 DISHES

Jimmy Kimmel to Eddie Cibrian: “You Married Two Drama Queens”

When Eddie Cibrian told Jimmy Kimmel, “There are some people who are born to create drama and capitalize on it,” Kimmel appropriately zinged him with, “And you married both of them.” Though Cibrian denied it, Kimmel deserves an award for that one. Watch below, and in case you’d like confirmation of Cibrian’s taste in women, just take some time to read Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes’ twitter feed.

Mariah Carey Says American Idol Was “Working in Hell” — LISTEN NOW

Somewhere inside Mariah Carey there’s a girl-next-door New Yorker who tells it like it is. Though she’s perpetuated her diva persona throughout the years, my long-term fandom floats my love. When asked about American Idol, Carey finally came clean, saying it was like working in hell with Satan, and explaining that she signed on the dotted line under the ruse of a 3-person panel, which was later changed despite her objection. Listen to her tell Angie Martinez the true story below.

Elizabeth Berkely Gets Eliminated — What’s the Real Story?

A few weeks ago my father called to ask why Elizabeth Berkely is unlikable, insisting she’s great and deserved far more credit than she was getting. “She just is,” I said. “i can’t explain it.” But his question forced me to further explore the arbitrary thoughts in my head — and the head of the public. In short, I came up with nothing. There’s something about her that seems almost arrogant and aware of her talent, rather than the very humble Leah Remini who you feel automatically inclined to root for. As for Bill Envall, he’s supremely likable, and the task of explaining that is far great than my original inquiry. Watch Elizabeth Berkely’s last performance on the show.