Mel Gibson Finally Speaks — Still Doesn’t Get it

I really want to forgive Mel Gibson. I promise I do. I’m Jewish, and his original, bigoted mess offended me, but I believe in second chances. I’m even willing to go see his movies again on one condition. He has to be genuinely contrite, and he has to have learned his lesson. Judging by his recent exclusive interview with Deadline Hollywood, he isn’t and he hasn’t. I can tell he’s in a lot of personal pain from the interview, but I can also tell that he’s still not ready to accept full responsibility. To be fair, when asked if he feels regret over the tapes, he responded with “of course,” but he also said that he’s “never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality — period” and that the tapes were “edited.” He said that he was in the “height of a breakdown,” and what he said “doesn’t represent what [he] truly believes, or how [he’s] treated people his entire life.” I have trouble making sense of his point, especially since using bigoted language is unacceptable, at the height of a breakdown or not. The breakdown explains it, but it doesn’t justify it. Gibson seems to continuously argue that his actions and words are different, instead of just outright admitting that his words were reprehensible. He needs to just say, “what I said was horrific, and I’m working on myself to figure out where that hatred came from.” My last piece of advice for Mel Gibson is to sit down with Barbara Walters. She’s the master of career clean-up, because she asks the right questions and withholds judgment. It’s a really bad idea to do an interview for a website, which requires a lot of reading, and where you’re unable to be seen on camera looking genuine. Gibson is a charismatic guy, and if I’m wrong and he’s truly contrite, that will be clear on camera. Lastly, this interview was way too damn long. My brain started to hurt toward the end, especially since almost half of it was about his new film, The Beaver. He shouldn’t clean up his image while promoting a movie. Image-cleanup needs to appear agenda-less.

The View Ladies Ask Denise Richards Inappropriate Questions About Charlie Sheen

I have to give Denise Richards a lot of credit.  She sure knows how to stay classy amidst Charlie Sheen’s recent troubles.  If I remember correctly, Denise Richards fired her last publicist after she mishandled the media fire-storm surrounding Denise’s relationship with Heather Locklear’s ex-husband, Richie Sambora.  Since then, she’s done a complete turn-around in the press, even appearing on Howard Stern to clear the air.  She proved on The View today that she can certainly handle an interrogation.  The ladies wanted her to discuss Sheen, and she refused.  Every answer she gave was creatively evasive, and at one point she even said, “there’s plenty of books out there for children going through the same thing.”  When they asked her to recommend a book, she refused, obviously because any title would disclose precisely what she was trying to avoid discussing.  In response to Barbara Walters’ question about “what she says to her children, Denise simply said, “what do you say?”  Good job, Denise.  It was four-on-one, and you took those yentas down!

Barbara Walters Hates Whoopi Goldberg’s Valley Girl Accent

I like Whoopi Goldberg, but her valley girl impersonation has to go, and I think Barbara Walters agrees. The audience never really laughs, and the rest of the ladies always look uncomfortable. I’m surprised Walters hasn’t put a stop to it, but today’s show exposed a semblance of Walters’ internal monologue, when she jokingly screamed at Whoopi, “you are annoying!” Watch the show below, and go to minute 13 to see the exchange begin.

Why Won’t Winona Ryder Discuss Her Shoplifting Arrest?

Aside from her very interesting experience with Mel Gibson, Winona Ryder’s GQ interview leaves much to be desired. She was arrested in 2001 for shoplifting, yet she never addresses that big, fat elephant.  When asked, Ryder said, “It’s just like, nothing… I don’t, like, even… I mean, I know people still… I apologize, ’cause I understand the curiosity. I just don’t really want to go there.”  She also says that she’s not getting the same roles because of her age, as they are all going to younger actresses.  Either Winona’s representation isn’t doing their job, or she isn’t listening to them.  So I’m going to do her a favor and release a statement on her behalf, so that she knows what to say the next time she’s asked.  Here goes — “It’s something that I hope one day to put completely behind me.  I was in a very dark place at the time, and I’ve done a lot of personal soul-searching since.  That’s all I can really do.”  Easy enough?  What she shouldn’t do is evade the topic altogether by saying, “I just really don’t want to go there.” Until Winona sits down with Barbara Walters and discusses this, her career will never fully recover.  It’s not an age issue — it’s a PR issue.

Why Did Christian Bale Have an American Accent During His Verbal Tirade?

Everyone remembers Christian Bale’s on-set rant, but no one noticed that he was yelling with an American accent.  Bale was born in Wales, and he has an English accent.  At the time of his infamous tirade, he was playing a character with an American accent, and he apparently never breaks character while filming a movie.  I applaud his dedication, but isn’t this a little strange?  The man was furious — so you would think he would break character and slip back into his natural accent.  I’ve posted both his tirade and his apology below.  Although he seems pretty charming during his apology, I don’t think it cleaned up the public mess he created.  Most people still thinks he’s pretty nuts, so unless he sits down with Barbara Walters, I imagine he and Russell Crowe will soon have a lot in common.  Listen below and notice the accents.

Television Rule: You Can’t Bash a Show You Never Liked to Begin With — Hear that TV.com Glee Bashers?

I read a scathing review of this week’s Glee on TV.com and halfway through the review the writer disclosed that he hates the show.  That brings me to my new rule about television critics: if you were never a fan of the show to begin wtih, then you don’t get the privilege of bashing it.  Why? Because no matter what they do you won’t like it, which means you’re just a biased prick that likes to arbitrarily bash television shows for sport.  It’s okay if it’s not your cup of tea.  It’s not okay if you spend two pages of a review explaining why you hate the show, when it was never meant to appeal to you.  In case you’re wondering, I did not come up with this brilliant theory on my own.  I’ve spent many hours of my life watching television interviews (in training to become the next Barbara Walters), and Mariah Carey brought this up years ago while promoting one of her albums.  She was asked if critics bother her, and she said that they only bother her if they are fans of her music, but didn’t like a particular album.  She said there is one specific critic that has never been a fan, so no matter what she does he won’t enjoy it, which means it’s pretty senseless to take his critique seriously.  And there you have it.  Thanks to Mariah for the idea, and thanks to myself for expressing it in a genius way.  Alright — my next post will be self-deprecating — I promise.

Can the Ladies of ‘The View’ Stop Discussing Abortion?

I don’t know a lot of stuff.  But what I do know is that we will never agree on abortion.  I realize that pro-lifers think they can change minds by showing people pictures of fetuses, but I don’t think that works any better than members of PETA showing people videos of chickens being tortured.  You’re either pro-life or pro-choice, and that is that.  I often wonder if they bring up the topic just to test Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s ability to keep her head from exploding.  I’m sick of hearing the topic debated.  Has anyone ever witnessed someone discuss the topic and change their mind in the middle?  I’ve posted an old clip below — but trust me — it’s one of about five thousand discussions on The View about the issue.

Why NPR Should Not Have Fired Juan Williams

NPR commentator Juan Williams was fired for telling Bill O’Reilly that he gets nervous when Muslims get on an airplane in “full garb.”  Many are outraged over his firing, accusing NPR of being “too politically correct.”  Here’s my feeling on this issue.  It’s not okay for people to group all Muslims in the same category as terrorists.  That being said, people do.  Many people would have the same reaction as Juan Williams, but just don’t want to say it out loud.  I don’t think he’s a bigot for having those feelings, but I do think that we need to find a way to have an open discussion without firing people.  When you squash those conversations, you move this from being an overt issue to being a covert issue, and that certainly doesn’t help us find a solution.  Furthermore, as Barbara Walters (also known as the Queen of my world) pointed out on The View, Williams is a commentator and not a journalist, which means he’s paid to express his opinion, liked or not.

Anne Hathaway Needs to Talk About Her Con-Artist Ex-Boyfriend

Anne Hathaway has desperately tried to push her personal-life under the rug, but there’s just one problem. America isn’t over it. She dated a con-artist, and apparently had no idea of Raffaello Follieri’s actions until just before he was arrested. In a recent interview with Vogue, she said, “I hate talking about it, because I don’t want it to define me.” Every single person that interviews Hathaway tries to get her to talk about it, and she refuses. Barbara Walters interviewed her for her Oscar special, and she was instructed to avoid the topic altogether. Walters instead asked, “what was your year like?” Anne then gave some canned response about how “asking others for help is important.” If she would just do a real sit-down with Walters or Oprah, and discuss the topic head-on, people would leave it alone for good.

The View Discusses Bill O’Reilly Incident — Whoopi & Joy Still Act Like Children

The ladies of The View had a very candid discussion about Thursday’s Bill O’Reilly incident, and their discussion indicates that Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar learned nothing from the experience.  Whoopi said that if she didn’t exit the stage she would have “lost it,” and Joy likened her walk-out to a scene in 12 Angry Men, when the jurors stood up and faced the wall to express their disapproval of their bigoted fellow juror.  I have a few things to say about this.  First, Whoopi indicated that O’Reilly “started in with her” as soon as he sat down on the couch.  Nice try.  O’Reilly addressed Whoopi directly because she stared at him with a disapproving scowl on her face, which she always does when she doesn’t like the guest.  You can’t blame O’Reilly for his inappropriate attempt to lighten the mood.  Second, Joy and Whoopi should be capable of having a calm conversation.  The ladies also indicated that O’Reilly said during the break that the conflict would “help their ratings,” which angered the ladies, including Babs, who said, “we are doing fine without your help.”  Did it occur to these women that O’Reilly was probably itching for a statement to break the tension and failed miserably?  In closing, I would like to reiterate a point I eloquently made in my previous post: If Joy and Whoopi are correct in how they behaved, then what do they suggest Barbara Walters should have done when she interviewed Fidel Castro?  Should she have stood up and faced the wall?