Tag: Barbara Walters
The View Ladies Ask Denise Richards Inappropriate Questions About Charlie Sheen
Barbara Walters Hates Whoopi Goldberg’s Valley Girl Accent
Why Won’t Winona Ryder Discuss Her Shoplifting Arrest?
Why Did Christian Bale Have an American Accent During His Verbal Tirade?
Television Rule: You Can’t Bash a Show You Never Liked to Begin With — Hear that TV.com Glee Bashers?
I read a scathing review of this week’s Glee on TV.com and halfway through the review the writer disclosed that he hates the show. That brings me to my new rule about television critics: if you were never a fan of the show to begin wtih, then you don’t get the privilege of bashing it. Why? Because no matter what they do you won’t like it, which means you’re just a biased prick that likes to arbitrarily bash television shows for sport. It’s okay if it’s not your cup of tea. It’s not okay if you spend two pages of a review explaining why you hate the show, when it was never meant to appeal to you. In case you’re wondering, I did not come up with this brilliant theory on my own. I’ve spent many hours of my life watching television interviews (in training to become the next Barbara Walters), and Mariah Carey brought this up years ago while promoting one of her albums. She was asked if critics bother her, and she said that they only bother her if they are fans of her music, but didn’t like a particular album. She said there is one specific critic that has never been a fan, so no matter what she does he won’t enjoy it, which means it’s pretty senseless to take his critique seriously. And there you have it. Thanks to Mariah for the idea, and thanks to myself for expressing it in a genius way. Alright — my next post will be self-deprecating — I promise.
Can the Ladies of ‘The View’ Stop Discussing Abortion?
I don’t know a lot of stuff. But what I do know is that we will never agree on abortion. I realize that pro-lifers think they can change minds by showing people pictures of fetuses, but I don’t think that works any better than members of PETA showing people videos of chickens being tortured. You’re either pro-life or pro-choice, and that is that. I often wonder if they bring up the topic just to test Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s ability to keep her head from exploding. I’m sick of hearing the topic debated. Has anyone ever witnessed someone discuss the topic and change their mind in the middle? I’ve posted an old clip below — but trust me — it’s one of about five thousand discussions on The View about the issue.
Why NPR Should Not Have Fired Juan Williams
NPR commentator Juan Williams was fired for telling Bill O’Reilly that he gets nervous when Muslims get on an airplane in “full garb.” Many are outraged over his firing, accusing NPR of being “too politically correct.” Here’s my feeling on this issue. It’s not okay for people to group all Muslims in the same category as terrorists. That being said, people do. Many people would have the same reaction as Juan Williams, but just don’t want to say it out loud. I don’t think he’s a bigot for having those feelings, but I do think that we need to find a way to have an open discussion without firing people. When you squash those conversations, you move this from being an overt issue to being a covert issue, and that certainly doesn’t help us find a solution. Furthermore, as Barbara Walters (also known as the Queen of my world) pointed out on The View, Williams is a commentator and not a journalist, which means he’s paid to express his opinion, liked or not.
Anne Hathaway Needs to Talk About Her Con-Artist Ex-Boyfriend
Anne Hathaway has desperately tried to push her personal-life under the rug, but there’s just one problem. America isn’t over it. She dated a con-artist, and apparently had no idea of Raffaello Follieri’s actions until just before he was arrested. In a recent interview with Vogue, she said, “I hate talking about it, because I don’t want it to define me.” Every single person that interviews Hathaway tries to get her to talk about it, and she refuses. Barbara Walters interviewed her for her Oscar special, and she was instructed to avoid the topic altogether. Walters instead asked, “what was your year like?” Anne then gave some canned response about how “asking others for help is important.” If she would just do a real sit-down with Walters or Oprah, and discuss the topic head-on, people would leave it alone for good.
The View Discusses Bill O’Reilly Incident — Whoopi & Joy Still Act Like Children
The ladies of The View had a very candid discussion about Thursday’s Bill O’Reilly incident, and their discussion indicates that Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar learned nothing from the experience. Whoopi said that if she didn’t exit the stage she would have “lost it,” and Joy likened her walk-out to a scene in 12 Angry Men, when the jurors stood up and faced the wall to express their disapproval of their bigoted fellow juror. I have a few things to say about this. First, Whoopi indicated that O’Reilly “started in with her” as soon as he sat down on the couch. Nice try. O’Reilly addressed Whoopi directly because she stared at him with a disapproving scowl on her face, which she always does when she doesn’t like the guest. You can’t blame O’Reilly for his inappropriate attempt to lighten the mood. Second, Joy and Whoopi should be capable of having a calm conversation. The ladies also indicated that O’Reilly said during the break that the conflict would “help their ratings,” which angered the ladies, including Babs, who said, “we are doing fine without your help.” Did it occur to these women that O’Reilly was probably itching for a statement to break the tension and failed miserably? In closing, I would like to reiterate a point I eloquently made in my previous post: If Joy and Whoopi are correct in how they behaved, then what do they suggest Barbara Walters should have done when she interviewed Fidel Castro? Should she have stood up and faced the wall?