Can the Ladies of ‘The View’ Stop Discussing Abortion?

I don’t know a lot of stuff.  But what I do know is that we will never agree on abortion.  I realize that pro-lifers think they can change minds by showing people pictures of fetuses, but I don’t think that works any better than members of PETA showing people videos of chickens being tortured.  You’re either pro-life or pro-choice, and that is that.  I often wonder if they bring up the topic just to test Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s ability to keep her head from exploding.  I’m sick of hearing the topic debated.  Has anyone ever witnessed someone discuss the topic and change their mind in the middle?  I’ve posted an old clip below — but trust me — it’s one of about five thousand discussions on The View about the issue.

Private Practice Rape Episode — I Object

I have a lot to say about the much publicized Private Practice rape episode, so get comfortable.  I have been watching television for most of my life, because it’s an escape.  It’s meant for entertainment.  It’s meant to take me out of my own world and put me in another.  I understand that there are many ways to entertain a fantasy world, but I don’t think any of those ways should include acting out rape on television.  It’s unnecessary, and it’s a very easy way to go.  KaDee Strickland promoted the episode on The View, where she said that she was honored to play the part, and that she spoke with many rape victims so that she could accurately portray the scene without offending anyone.  I don’t disagree that it was accurate, respectful, and risky.  But that’s not the point.  The point is that Shonda Rimes (the creator) makes very easy choices to produce the emotions she hopes to produce.  That includes giving characters cancer, killing off a man with a young daughter, and finally — getting someone raped.  You might think it was brave to write this episode — but I don’t — I think it was easy.  There’s a very loathed writing practice that they tell you about in film school, and it’s called “kick-the-dog.”  In a nutshell, it means that writers often execute the very cheap tactic of letting the audience know that a character is bad, by having that character kick a dog.  It’s easy and looked down upon because there are many other more creative ways to inform the audience about a character, and having him kick a dog is an easy way out.  I consider Shonda’s writing to fall within the kick-the-dog umbrella.  Think of another way to create emotion, and another way to create drama.

Why Doesn’t Sara Gilbert Discuss her Relationship on ‘The Talk?’

There’s something very annoying about CBS’ new show, The Talk, and it isn’t Leah Remini’s incessant yelling.  It’s Sara Gilbert, who never openly discusses her relationship on the show.  Gilbert is an executive producer and co-host, and you might remember her as Darlene Conner on Roseanne.  She came out of the closet in 2010, and she has has been with her partner, Allison Adler, since 2002.  So what’s my problem?  Gilbert has not mentioned her partner once since the show began, despite every other panelist discussing their significant other.  In fact, the premise of the show (besides being a blatant rip-off of The View), is that it provides a support system for mothers, because the ladies often discuss their personal struggles on the show.  So wouldn’t it be appropriate for Gilbert to mention Adler?  I understand that everyone finds their own way to talk about things, but if you join a talk show, and you’re not completely open about your personal life, I have a problem.  If she isn’t ready to discuss it, then she shouldn’t have signed on to the show.  Besides, this is a perfect forum for her to educate people on her personal life, and it could potentially help other same-sex couples with their own struggles.

Audrina Patridge Eliminated Early From DWTS — I Blame Tony Dovolani

Every single time someone prematurely gets eliminated from a television competition, people speculate that viewers assumed the contestant would be safe, and therefore didn’t vote.  This conspiracy theory includes Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani, who were eliminated from Dancing With the Stars, despite Audrina’s very obvious talent as a dancer.  So what’s the real reason she was eliminated?  Well, it isn’t just about talent alone, and I’m surprised I have to explain this after so many seasons of the show.  It’s about the personality of both the professional dancer and the celebrity, and without a strong combination, they’re doomed.  There’s a reason that the same professionals win every year, and it isn’t luck.  On Monday’s show, Tony Dovolani further confirmed his disdain for the judges, and I think it was enough to piss off the voting public.  When the judges told Audrina that she “lacked passion” on her face, Tony said that he knew the judges missed it, but he’s certain the viewers at home saw it and will vote for him.  Big mistake.  Don’t insult the judges.  Neither Tony nor Maksim Chmerkovskiy have won Dancing With the Stars, and both of them have a history of talking back to the judges.  America wants to see that you are deserving of the trophy, which includes being able to accept criticism.  Until then — you’ll continue to lose — no matter how talented your partner.


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Was Marissa Jaret Winokur Fired From ‘The Talk’? — All Signs Point to Yes

There’s something very suspicious going on over at CBS. The network’s new talk show, also known as a rip-off of ‘The View,’ started off with six hosts, and now their down to five. So who’s missing? It’s Melissa Jaret Winokur, who was announced as a co-host and then mysteriously disappeared after day two. So was she fired? All signs point to yes. Leave it to Hollywood executives to debut a television show and sack a co-host with no explanation. Did they think that no one would notice? If they did, they were right, because no other bloggers seem to be inquiring about her departure, which is either good news or bad news for ‘The Talk.’ I guess the two people watching the show didn’t notice that someone was missing. As an aside, this poor girl can’t catch a break. She was also allegedly fired from her hosting gig at Dance Your Ass Off, because the producers felt she was too overweight for the job. Come to think of it — she probably dodged a bullet. Something tells me ‘The Talk’ won’t be on the air for long.  Further reading: Marissa Jaret Winokur leaves The Talk — my prediction was correct.

UPDATE: She’s still on the show, but I predict someone is going to get kicked off that show sooner or later.  There is an unnecessary amount of women.

Joy Behar on Sharron Angle: “This B*tch is Going to Hell”

The View discussed Sharron Angle’s racist new ad, and Joy Behar didn’t mince words, calling Sharron Angle a “bitch,” and saying she will “go to hell.”  She also invited her to “show the ad in New York,” because New Yorkers might have a different reaction than Nevada.  I admit I had not seen the ad until watching The View, and I was shocked at how disgusting it is.  It’s obvious that just about anything goes these days, including racism.  Watch below and judge for yourself.  Will Sharron Angle “go to hell,” as Joy Behar suggests?

Why NPR Should Not Have Fired Juan Williams

NPR commentator Juan Williams was fired for telling Bill O’Reilly that he gets nervous when Muslims get on an airplane in “full garb.”  Many are outraged over his firing, accusing NPR of being “too politically correct.”  Here’s my feeling on this issue.  It’s not okay for people to group all Muslims in the same category as terrorists.  That being said, people do.  Many people would have the same reaction as Juan Williams, but just don’t want to say it out loud.  I don’t think he’s a bigot for having those feelings, but I do think that we need to find a way to have an open discussion without firing people.  When you squash those conversations, you move this from being an overt issue to being a covert issue, and that certainly doesn’t help us find a solution.  Furthermore, as Barbara Walters (also known as the Queen of my world) pointed out on The View, Williams is a commentator and not a journalist, which means he’s paid to express his opinion, liked or not.

Stephen Colbert Walks Off The View

Stephen Colbert appeared on The View to promote his “Keep Fear Alive” Rally, and he stormed off the set in honor of Bill O’Reilly.  He also said that “fear is useful,” because “our ancestors who were not afraid of snakes did not reproduce.”  If you don’t understand what I just said — you’re not alone — but I laughed very hard.  Watch below.

The View Discusses Bill O’Reilly Incident — Whoopi & Joy Still Act Like Children

The ladies of The View had a very candid discussion about Thursday’s Bill O’Reilly incident, and their discussion indicates that Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar learned nothing from the experience.  Whoopi said that if she didn’t exit the stage she would have “lost it,” and Joy likened her walk-out to a scene in 12 Angry Men, when the jurors stood up and faced the wall to express their disapproval of their bigoted fellow juror.  I have a few things to say about this.  First, Whoopi indicated that O’Reilly “started in with her” as soon as he sat down on the couch.  Nice try.  O’Reilly addressed Whoopi directly because she stared at him with a disapproving scowl on her face, which she always does when she doesn’t like the guest.  You can’t blame O’Reilly for his inappropriate attempt to lighten the mood.  Second, Joy and Whoopi should be capable of having a calm conversation.  The ladies also indicated that O’Reilly said during the break that the conflict would “help their ratings,” which angered the ladies, including Babs, who said, “we are doing fine without your help.”  Did it occur to these women that O’Reilly was probably itching for a statement to break the tension and failed miserably?  In closing, I would like to reiterate a point I eloquently made in my previous post: If Joy and Whoopi are correct in how they behaved, then what do they suggest Barbara Walters should have done when she interviewed Fidel Castro?  Should she have stood up and faced the wall?

Tabloid Review — This Week in Celebrities

  • Camille Grammer’s new show, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, exposes Kelsey Grammer’s affair with now girlfriend, Kayte Walsh. Astrochicks
  • Mel Gibson’s baby mamma, Oksana Grigorieva, has hired a grand total of 39 lawyers in her fight against Mel. TMZ
  • Dina Lohan is looking to Kris Jenner for parenting advice. Hollywood News
  • Rosie O’Donnell defends Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg’s choice to walk off The View. Popeater
  • The CW released a promo for Tim Gunn’s Gossip Girl appearance. TV Fanatic
  • Jon Gosselin continues his fight to keep his children off television. D Listed
  • Christina Aguilera is apparently a lesbian. The Superficial
  • David Arquette had his post-marriage-fling, Jasmine Waltz, fired as the face of his new club. The Blemish
  • Something very strange is going on with Mariah Carey. ICYDK
  • Colin Farell and his Baby Mamma have broken up. Socialite Life
  • Nick Cannon and Chelsea Handler are in a twitter fight. Zap2it
  • Tyra Banks is being sued. Bossip
  • Shia LeBeouf threw coffee on a paparazzo. Celebslam
  • Kendra Wilkinson is leaving her husband, Hank Baskett to move back to Los Angeles. Hollyscoop
  • Vince Vaughn defends his gay joke. The Fab Life
  • Bret Michaels is disappointed he wasn’t chosen as a new American Idol judge. Limelife