Mtv Reveals the First 13 Minutes of ‘Jersey Shore’ – Watch it Here (Video)

If the first 13 minutes of ‘Jersey Shore’ reveal anything, it’s that this season will be just as good as last season.   The many revelations include: Snooki has a man; Angela is back; Vinny actually exists; and Sammi and Ronnie are going into the house “single.”  Sounds perfect to me.  If Mtv is reading this, start preparing the cast’s contracts for Season 3, because you will lose your audience otherwise.  I realize you guys are super cheap over there, so it would only make sense to replace the cast with new talentless misfits.  But trust me on this one – it won’t work.  Watch below.

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Jim Breuer Calls Out Former ‘Saturday Night Live’ Writer Adam McKay

Jim Breuer added to his roster of hilarious appearances on Howard Stern today.  Of the many stories he told, my favorite involved his tumultuous relationship with former ‘Saturday Night Live’ head writer, Adam McKay.  Breuer recounted the many times that McKay nixed Breuer’s sketches with Tracy Morgan.  According to Breuer, McKay was threatened by his success on the show, and made it his mission to get him fired.  When Breuer received a private phone call from Lorne Michaels asking him to go to dinner and ‘make nice’ with McKay, he refused and was subsequently fired/quit.  Despite being infuriated by this story, it’s at least refreshing to hear that infighting and backstabbing exists no matter where you work.  We can all breathe a sigh of relief and stop dreaming of the days that we escape our “desk jobs.”  Oh yeah – Breuer also revealed that he, Tracey Morgan, and Colin Quinn, tried to gang rape Will Ferrell in an effort to get him to break character.  It didn’t work.  Ferrell stayed in character.

Tom Cruise and JLO Get Down and Dirty at the Mtv Movie Awards (Video)

It’s official.  We are can all start loving Tom Cruise again.  Cruise made an appearance at the Mtv Movie Awards as Les Grossman, his hilarious character from ‘Tropic Thunder.’  He was joined by Jennifer Lopez, who appropriately slapped his ass.  Watch below, and when you are done – I don’t want to ever hear a negative word about Tom Cruise again.  From here on out – the era of Cruise hating is over.

Watch the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at MTV.com!

Sandra Bullock Accepts her Mtv Award – I’m in Love With Her (video)

Sandra Bullock continues to impress me.   All celebrities need to take a note out of Bullock’s PR handbook.  In her speech at the Mtv Movie Awards, she attacked this Jesse James thing head-on, which is the best way to make it go away.  She confirmed that she is “not dead” and that she is not taking an extended break from acting.  Oh yeah – and she admitted to having cellulite (which makes me very happy).  Watch the video below.  YOU GO, GIRL!

Hollywood Boulevard Comes to a Sad End – No More Superheroes

If you know anything about Hollywood Boulevard, you probably know that the prostitutes were replaced with superheroes – and now both are gone.  Police arrested the costumed characters in response to complaints that they were annoying tourists and local business owners by asking for money.  The Incredible Hulk, also known as Joe McQueen, insists that the crackdown is “un-American,” and I agree.  Many of these guys are struggling actors, and while I understand that the begging can get annoying, don’t they deserve some money for putting on such cool costumes?  Otherwise, how would we see Batman in person?

James Cameron on Oil Spill: "I’m Sorry I Called You Morons"

James Cameron has apologized for calling BP officials “morons” . . . sort of.  Cameron said that the media failed to report the details behind his initial comments.  Ah, the famous “they took my statements out of context” apology.  This reminds me of when Jessica Alba said that Dane Cook did extra love scenes on the set of “Good Luck Chuck” so that he could make out with girls.  When he emailed Jessica asking for an explanation, shes said her statements were “misconstrued.”  Cook’s response?  “I’d like to know the beginning and end of that quote.” 

Denise Richards Says She is NOT Back With Richie Sambora

Denise Richards used twitter to debunk the rumors that she has “rekindled her romance” with Richie Sambora.  Richards said, “for the record..richie sambora and I are NOT back together..the enquirer’s “source” is an idiot…no truth.”  I suppose that Richards’ adamant denial has something to do with how much bad press that relationship got her in the first place.  So this probably strikes a very angry chord.  I would; however, like these two to reunite.  I thought they were cute together, and judging from the whispers I’ve heard from the Hollywood rumor mill, she did not actually break up his marriage to Heather Locklear. 

Halle Berry Launches Fragrance – And One of the Strangest Ads Ever

So both Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez are launching fragrances, and in the side-by-side photo advertisement comparison, I couldn’t help but notice just how terrible Halle Berry’s ad is.  My problem is not that she shaded her face.  It’s that she shaded her face while revealing her nose, which makes her look like some strange man in the darkness with a gigantic honker (and no – I am not sensitive to this because of my humongous schnoz so back off).  I’d also like to point out that she should take Jennifer Lopez’s lead and reveal her face in its entirety.  Lopez clearly knows what she’s doing, as she’s launched 16 perfumes which have collectively grossed over $1 billion dollars.  If you are going to use your celebrity to sell your own product, then use your celebrity!  Don’t cover it up!  See the picture by clicking on the link below.

Halle Berry’s Fragrance Ad

MTV’s ‘Real World: New Orleans’ Trailer – WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK (video)

MTV released the new trailer for ‘The Real World: New Orleans,’ and, true to form, it looks like a giant piece of shit (yes mom, I used the word shit). What do you think the conversation over at MTV entails when they pick their cast. Here’s my guess: “Gee, I like that girl because she’s an alcoholic. Oh yeah – and that guy because he has no personality but he likes to punch other dudes in the face.” If the douches over at MTV read this, just know that it takes many years to lose me as a fan. I officially stopped watching last season, and I’m boycotting this season based on the trailer alone. Start thinking of ways to win me back (such as firing your casting directors, for example).

Real World XXIV: New Orleans – MTV Shows

Michael Bay Confirms Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for ‘Transformers 3’

Michael Bay has officially replaced Megan Fox in ‘Transformers 3.’ He’s chosen Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to play Shia Labeouf’s love interest in the film. Michael Bay loves to give himself credit for “discovering talent,” and I am sure this will be no exception. By “discovering talent,” I mean taking the hottest chick on the planet, putting her in his film in a very skimpy outfit, and giving her zero lines. Good job Bay. You sure know how to pick them.