Tag: Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga Arrives At the Grammys in an Egg — Or a Silicone Breast

There’s a lot of buzz surrounding Lady Gaga’s Grammy arrival, and I’m convinced the press got it wrong.  If you look closely at the video below, you’ll notice that it’s not an egg at all.  I did some Gaga research, and I discovered that she’s actually spent most of her life dreaming of entering the inside of a woman’s fake breast, and she wanted to fulfill her fantasy in front of her fans.  Alright, that’s a joke . . . or is it?  Watch the video below and judge for yourself.  As an aside, with all the music rip-off posts I’ve been writing lately, it’s only fair to also point out television show rip-offs.  Watch the second video to see what I mean.

Song-A-Like — Lady Antebellum and Alan Parsons Project

I’m titling this post “song-a-like” instead of “music rip-off,” because unlike Lady Gaga’s recent Madonna rip-off, I think this one is up for debate.  A kind musician pointed out the similar choruses between Lady Antebellum’s Need You Now and Alan Parsons’ Eye in the Sky, but even he wasn’t convinced that it was intentional.  I guess there’s only so many ways to write music, and overlaps are bound to happen.  Listen below and judge for yourself.

Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’ — Ripoff of Madonna’s ‘Express Yourself’

I won’t spend too much time on this, since I don’t think it’s even up for debate whether Lady Gaga ripped off Madonna.  Just listen to the two songs below and judge for yourself.  If you don’t think Born this Way is just a remix of Madonna’s Express Yourself, then I’d tell you to get your ears checked.  This isn’t the first time Gaga has been accused of ripping someone off — remember her Ace of Base song? Enjoy the songs below.

Dear Katy Perry — You Should Only Wear Latex Dresses

Branding is extremely important for a musician.  When you explode on the music scene, the first question is, “who is this person and what can I expect from them?”  Oops — that was two questions — forgive me.  For a pop singer, the answer to those questions is usually, “I’m no one and you can expect nothing from me.”  Okay — that was mean.  Anyways, Katy Perry has done a good job of staying relevant, and she’s actually really intelligent and sassy.  So I’d like to take a moment to give her some free Dishmaster advice.  Dear Katy Perry — from now on, you should only wear latex dresses.  The squeezed-in look is hot, and it’s better than Lady Gaga’s Schizophrenic style.  At the very least — it’s consistent and original.  See the pictures below, and let me know if you agree.

Radar Online Calls Lady Gaga Fat — Seriously, Guys?

If you click on the “about me” section to the right of this post, you’ll see my mission statement, in which I declare an end to internet bullying that I see elsewhere.  Today’s culprit is Radar Online, who accused Lady Gaga of having a “muffin top and a belly roll.”  The evidence for their disgusting claim is based on an unflattering photo of the singer in a slouched position.  First of all, every woman on the planet knows that the crouched position is never flattering.  Second, can the editor of Radar Online please pose in a speedo so that I can circle his own muffin top?  I realize that Gaga invites this by wearing promiscuous clothing, but does the Radar editor hope to see a stick thin woman?  Evidence suggests that men who favor stick-thin women are closet homosexuals.  And if you’re wondering where I got that scientific data, it’s from TheDishmaster.edu.  Look it up.

Lady Gaga Gives Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Speech — Confirms She’s Annoying

Once upon a time it annoyed me when entertainers joined causes. Then I grew up, and thought — well, at least their using fame for something good. Lady Gaga’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell speech, brings me back to my original hypothesis — stick to your day job. Dressed in a predictably ridiculous style, Gaga gave a speech to a random crowd in Maine, and her voice hurts my ears. She assured the crowd that she “wrote the speech herself” which I sincerely believe, given its quality. First, if you’re going to be taken seriously, then perhaps you should dress as Stefani Germanotta, not “Lady Gaga.” Second, I choose not to listen to anyone that mocks animals by dressing in a meat dress. I’m not a vegetarian, but I also don’t arbitrarily slaughter animals to wear their meat on my head — I eat them. And Lastly, you’re too young and too new to the industry for this crap. I’m sick of it — get on a stage and sing.

Update: It occurred to me that I would take this speech just as seriously if it was said by Borat.

Lady Gaga Gets Through Airport Security — What if She Handcuffed the Pilot?

I have to admit that I’m no longer a Lady Gaga fan.  Her wacky behavior has crossed the very fine line between artistic and insane, and she’s taken her loose screws to a whole new level, by traveling through the airport with handcuffs and chains.  Explain to me how I’m not allowed to bring my moisturizer on the plane, but Lady Gaga is allowed to bring handcuffs? Here’s my message to airport security — I hope you’re on your toes, because Gaga’s accessories can be used for many things — including handcuffing the pilot.

Lady Gaga Appears on Larry King – And Dresses Like Him (Video)

Lady Gaga is hilarious.  She interviewed with Larry King, and she chose to copy his style of dressing for the interview.  She was wearing a big tie with suspenders!  What makes this even better, is that Gaga did the same thing when she interviewed with Barbara Walters.  Perez Hilton appeared on ‘The View’ and confirmed Gaga’s intention after Walters told him that she didn’t expect Gaga to dress so conservatively in the interview.  “She told me she was dressing like you,” Perez told Walters (who seemed rather flustered at the revelation).  Watch the clip below to see what I’m talking about, and scroll through the second clip to see the Barbara Walters interview.

My Favorite Song From This Week’s ‘Glee’ – Mark Salling Sings ‘Beth’ by Kiss

I’m aware that I’m late on this post, and I’m also aware that this week’s ‘Glee’ was centered on the glorious Lady Gaga. But the song that knocked me off my feet was ‘Beth’ by Kiss. Mark Salling knocked it out of the park. Listen below.

Christina Aguilera on Lady Gaga: "I like her – I Really, Really Promise I Do"

Christina Aguilera has once again found herself in the midst of a Lady Gaga scandal.  She took to her website to refute what she deems an imaginary “feud.”  First of all, I enjoy Aguilera’s doe-eyed innocence in this matter. She’s like a little baby bird that was dragged into a giant mess and has no idea how she got there. Should we forget all about the nasty comments that Aguilera made about Gaga in the past?  She once said, “I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman.” She perpetuated the feud recently when she referred to Gaga as a “newcomer” to OUT magazine (which is why she was forced to apologize on her website).  I think Aguilera can’t take the heat of the press, and the anger forces her to get nasty.  She once referred to Britney Spears as a “lost little girl.”  Here’s my message to Aguilera’s PR team: if you are going to apologize – actually apologize.  Don’t blame the media and the public for this feud.  You made some disgusting comments and now it’s time to own up.  Read her “apology” below.

Here’s her quote:

I would like to take a moment to clarify something that has been brought to my attention this morning. It is very easy for comments to be taken out of context and create unnecessary drama-especially between us women. So I would like to tell you all directly so my words can not be misconstrued to sell someone else’s story…I have absolutely nothing against Lady Gaga or any other female artist in this business. I think she is great, and I appreciate any woman fearless enough to go against the norm. She has earned her success with hard work and a clear focus and I have nothing but respect for that.  There is room for all of us on everyone’s iPods.This is not the first time I have been unfairly pitted against another female artist but it will be the last time I comment on the matter.
“Can’t hold us down….”

With love,

C/X