Jesse & The Rippers Reunite — Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Full House’

For Full House fans, this treat tops just about anything. John Stamos reunited with his television band, Jesse & The Rippers, for a throwback on Fallon. He even got Bob Saget to show up, along with his on-screen wife (and off screen love interest?), Lori Loughlin, for a full-on performance. Plus, there’s a mullet involved. Watch below.

Your News Now — Weekly Rundown

 

  • Kristen Stewart isn’t happy about Robert Pattinson’s new romance. STUFF
  • Kevin Jonas is having a kid. DIGISPY
  • Brian Van Holt & Courtney Cox are dating. USMAGAZINE
  • Ryan Seacrest has a new girlfriend. WETPAINT
  • Matthew Morrison is engaged. POPCRUNCH
  • Tina Turner got hitched to her long-time lover. IDOLATOR
  • Adam Levine popped the question. LA TIMES
  • ‘Veep’s’ Anna Chlumsky has her very own “my girl.” DAILY MAIL
  • Jonathan Groff & Zachary Quinto called it quits. ONTOPMAG
  • Geraldo Rivera posted a nude selfie. I’m blind. E! ONLINE
  • Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg are a new couple. JUST JARED

 

Real Housewives Clip — Gretchen’s Fashion Faux Pas

This can’t-miss clip represents all the Real Housewives, whose fashion choices are consistently questionable. From Lisa Vanderpump’s pink-on-pink color-clashing, to Kyle Richards’ everything-must-match moments, these ladies have an anti-luxe overload. Watch Vicky Gunvalson’s hilarious description of Gretchen Rossi’s “trench coat/dress.”

Keibler on Clooney: “It Wasn’t Going to Work”

Stacy Keibler deserves a medal for her post-Clooney media wrangling. When asked about her romance while co-hosting The View, Keibler proved herself a class act, simply saying she doesn’t prioritize marriage, and she’s grateful to the time they shared. When Walters read her a quote about Clooney’s anti-marriage stance, she smiled sweetly and took the card “as a memento.” It’s clear that Keibler is a pistol in a pretty package. Only a titan could handle that.

Adrienne Bailon Disses Robert Kardashian Tattoo — OOPS!

I learned two things today. First, I learned that there’s a show called ‘The Real,’ which can only be described as a poor man’s ‘The View.’ Second, I learned that Adrienne Bailon is not very appreciate of the Kardashian who propelled her to fame (see Rob) Watch her discuss her “ratchet” ass tattoo below, and take some time to look up that word, since she used it excessively in the clip.

Rolling Stone Covers the Boston Bomber — Outrage Ensues

20130717-112551.jpgRolling Stone should know better than this. Good journalism and morality are not mutually exclusive, and this crossed a definitive line. While it’s certainly true that America is obsessed with a killer’s mind in an attempt to understand the impetus for evil, there’s a way to write an article that doesn’t include blasting a killer’s face on the cover a magazine as if he’s some kind of rock star. And furthermore, the picture in question is flattering, and for a murderer — couldn’t they pick another?

I imagine a bunch of executives in a room debating about whether to use this image, fully anticipating the backlash, and doing it anyways. Shock value sells magazines — so why not?

ABC’s Scandal — A Full Two Season Review

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After persistent pushing from my peers, I finally watched the first two seasons of Scandal. The show centers around Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington), whose sole job is to fix Scandals, most of which revolve around the White House, or any politicians associated with it.

Before even completing the pilot, the casting was already worth noting. Powerful protagonists are always welcome, and as an African American female, Kerry Washington falls outside network television’s conventional mold. To top it off, the President’s Chief of Staff is a homosexual in a Republican administration, another breakthrough choice on Rimes’ part.

The show is part crime drama, part love story. With each episode, there’s a new mystery, and though the episodes are somewhat self-contained, they are brilliantly tied together in subtle ways that create an addictive experience. Unlike many mystery shows, Scandal centers around each character’s personal life in addition to propelling the broad-sweeping plot-lines. We become invested in the inside lives of Olivia’s “gladiators,” and we like them, even when they double cross their friends.

Despite my aforementioned praise, there’s a few issues. First, although I’ve been a Kerry Washington fan since Spike Lee’s ‘She Hate Me,’ this role needs to be reigned in.  Her character lacks light & shade, using nearly every moment to monologue in a harsh tone, even when such monologues relate to her love life and not her occupation. Washington could stand to take notes from Bellamy Young, whose Emmy-worthy performance as the First Lady is extremely multi-dimensional.  Young waivers effortlessly between villainous and vulnerable, making it nearly impossible to decide if I like her — which is a monumental feat.

As for the President (played by Tony Goldwyn), he needs more flaws. He’s constantly proclaiming his love for Pope, declaring his unwavering desire to leave his wife for her. Though it’s unequivocally impossible for the President to publicly leave his wife for his mistress prior to his second term, Pope’s mishandling of their romance has reached a cartoonish stereotype of nearly all women, who adamantly declare their desire for something only to reject it upon receipt. And since the President’s wife knows of his affair, the conflict that’s kept him away from his mistress is far too depleted to justify Pope’s rejection. In short, she’s being a girl about it, and as a “Gladiator” — that seems odd. If I were lending my unwanted advice, I’d give Olivia a substantial love life (that doesn’t include the President), and I’d resurrect the President’s relationship with the First Lady, since it’s clear there’s some semblance of existing love, and that would create a justified conflict in the show’s romantic relationships. 

I recently tweeted this criticism to Shonda Rimes, who understandably told me that “I’m welcome to stop watching it.” The problem with her suggestion is — I can’t stop watching it. It’s one of the only scripted shows on television with a substantial, complicated plot, and it’s  addictive. So if you haven’t discovered it yet — I’d advise you to do so quickly.

The View Pokes Fun at Amanda Bynes — Crossed the Line?

Though I’m a massive fan of The View, I’m also The Dishmaster, and even my favorites will get taken to task for bad behavior. On a recent episode, a supervising producer of the show saw Amanda Bynes, and publicly recounted her bizarre behavior while laughing and attempting to take photos as if the girl is some kind of zoo animal.

First, if someone is legitimately mentally ill, isn’t it evil to publicly document, expose, and laugh at their behavior? Sure she tweets, but mentally ill people should not be held responsible for inserting themselves into the public eye, given that they are not of sound mind when they do so. It’s horrific, and the ladies of The View should be ashamed of themselves for this one.


Alyssa Milano on Charmed Feud With Shannon Doherty: “It Was Like High School”

Hell hath no fury like a celebrity feud. One such feud involved Alyssa Milano, Shannen Doherty, and Holly Marie Combs on the set of ‘Charmed,’ and the battle got just heated enough for Shannon to get the boot (or quit — depending on whose side you take). When asked about the source of the tension on ‘Watch What Happens Live,’ Milano chalked it up to a “high school” like experience given that Shannon and Hollie were “best friends.” Combs and Doherty predictably replied on twitter, with Combs saying, “Working on Charmed was nothing like high school. I went to high school. It was a very important job to me and always will be.” Doherty then said, “Yeah, agreed, considering it helped me support my family and pay for my dad’s medical issues, but everyone has their opinion and views.” Doherty later attempted to temper the tension insisting there’s “no drama,” but I’m guessing otherwise.