Golden Globes Recap: Angelina Jolie Refuses to Laugh
UPDATE: Angelina Jolie can laugh after all. Click here
Christina Hendricks Posed For Playboy — She Wasn’t Naked — No Scandal
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS — PLAYBOY — THE SMOKING JACKET
Kanye West Tries to Be Funny With Britney — Can’t Catch a Break
Marissa Jaret Winokur Leaves The Talk — My Prediction Was Correct
I hate being right sometimes. I know that sounds sarcastic, but I really do hate being correct when it involves someone’s job. About a month ago, I wrote a post about how Marissa Jaret Winokur might be fired from The Talk, as she’s rarely ever seen on the show. It’s now official. Marissa and CBS “mutually parted ways.” I actually really liked Marissa on the show, but I know about Hollywood head-counts, and where fat can be trimmed — it will be trimmed. Plus, it is absolutely ridiculous to have that many panelists on The Talk. Without Winokur, there are still five women, one of which also needs to go. I won’t tell you who though, because here at The Dishmaster, I try to be positive. After all, someone told me last night that I “come off as very negative,” and because I’m actually an inherently positive person, I refrained from telling him to “go fu*k himself.”
Dear Donald Trump — Stop Casting Reality Stars on Your Reality Show
Maroon 5’s Album is Incredible — I’m Sorry, Adam Levine
What Happened to the Smart Superheroes? — Is ‘Good Will Hunting’ the End?
Jim Carrey’s is the Black Swan on SNL — Confirms He’s Brilliant
I’ve never been a massive Saturday Night Live fan. I didn’t stay home on Saturdays in high school to watch it, and I never find myself actually laughing out loud at the skits. But when Jim Carrey appeared as the Black Swan, I almost choked on my apple (alright — it was potato chips — I don’t eat apples but I thought I’d lie for just a moment). When I first saw Black Swan I was moderately impressed, and then I talked to this guy at work who waxed-on about how terrible it was. He convinced me. I’d tell you why, but I haven’t figured out how to write my review without spoiling the entire movie. So in an effort to express my point without ruining the film, please watch the skit below, because Jim Carrey explains it so I don’t have to.