I wasn’t going to post this, but a perverted friend of mine kept sending me the link on Facebook, and I couldn’t avoid it any longer. Rachel McAdams shows her ass in the trailer for her new film with Harrison Ford, Morning Glory, and it’s so perfect I actually found myself depressed after looking at it. When I told my friend how much it plagued me, he insisted that I need not worry about it, as I have a “small upper body.” Translation? — “Don’t worry about your fat ass.” I’d like to become friends with Rachel so that I can assess how many years of squats it would take to duplicate what you see below. Further Reading: Sara Corrales is naked — Best body ever!
Harrison Ford on Jon Stewart — Very Funny
Harrison Ford appeared on The Daily Show to promote his new film, Morning Glory, and he was surprisingly hilarious. In most of the interviews I’ve seen with Ford he comes off as super serious, as if he detests the obligatory press rounds. His appearance on Stewart’s show was quite the exception. Watch below.
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Madonna Says Bullying Gay People is Wrong — Thanks Sherlock
Madonna appeared on Ellen DeGeneres’ show to spout out some very obvious dribble. She said that bullying gay people is “unfathomable” and it’s akin to Hitler exterminating Jews. Yes, Madonna, we are all aware that it’s terrible to bully gay people. Furthermore, I’m sure that all the bullies of the world are watching Ellen DeGeneres and will stop their abhorrent behavior. Oh yeah — and they listen to Madonna. Perhaps we should get these bullies in a gay dance club and play Like a Prayer — that might solve the Middle East conflict too.
Conan’s Ratings Dip on Night Two — Duh
There’s been a lot of talk in the media about Conan’s ratings dip on night two, and I’d just like to send a collective “suck it” to all the Negative Nancys out there. It’s obvious that he’d have huge ratings his first night out. People initially tune in because of the insane press coverage for the first show, and then Conan’s regular audience sticks around thereafter. In this case, his regular audience was about 30% of the initial viewing audience, which is pretty good. Sure he came in third against Leno and Letterman, but keep in mind that Leno and Letterman are network shows, and the fact that Conan can even come close to those ratings is pretty pathetic for the Network big-wigs. Cable has less eyeballs, and even with less eyeballs, Conan is a contender. That’s pretty damn good.
Dear Katy Perry — You Should Only Wear Latex Dresses
Branding is extremely important for a musician. When you explode on the music scene, the first question is, “who is this person and what can I expect from them?” Oops — that was two questions — forgive me. For a pop singer, the answer to those questions is usually, “I’m no one and you can expect nothing from me.” Okay — that was mean. Anyways, Katy Perry has done a good job of staying relevant, and she’s actually really intelligent and sassy. So I’d like to take a moment to give her some free Dishmaster advice. Dear Katy Perry — from now on, you should only wear latex dresses. The squeezed-in look is hot, and it’s better than Lady Gaga’s Schizophrenic style. At the very least — it’s consistent and original. See the pictures below, and let me know if you agree.
Was Uptown Girl About Elle Macpherson? — Here’s The Truth
There’s been a lot of hoopla in the press about Billy Joel’s song, Uptown Girl, because the author of a new book revealed that the song was originally written for Elle Macpherson and not Christie Brinkley. Here’s what I know about this. In the interview below, Joel admitted that it was originally about Macpherson, so this isn’t really an insane revelation. But there’s a catch. Because I’ve spent my entire life watching celebrity interviews, I distinctly remember a Christie Brinkley interview during her marriage to Joel, where Brinkley said that Joel wrote Uptown Girl for her. That information means one of two things. Either Joel lied to Brinkley about who he wrote the song for, or Joel lied in the interview below, which was taped four years after Christie Brinkley left him (perhaps he was still pissed and wanted to stick it to her?). I’m not sure. But I tend to dismiss most of what Billy Joel says in interviews, because he comes off as disinterested and guarded. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has no idea who he wrote the song for and answers the question differently every time.
Robert Downey, Jr. is the Voice of Mr. Peanut — I Just Bought Five Jars
Robert Downey, Jr. is the new voice for Mr. Peanut, and I don’t think I need to tell you about my excitement. I’m hoping that this is the beginning of Downey invading every facet of my life. If I can just get him to sell some Dove soap, then I’ll not only think of him when I’m eating peanuts, but I’ll also get to think of him when I’m lathering up in the shower. Oh wait — I already do that.
Legendary Joel Grey Visits Jennifer Grey on DWTS — I’m Verklempt
Jennifer Grey got a visit from a very famous guy on tonight’s Dancing With the Stars — her father. Joel Grey is most known as the original Master of Ceremonies in Cabaret. Grey has won an Oscar, a Tony, and a Golden Globe for Cabaret, and he’s considered a Broadway legend. Watch his appearance below, and click the link to see him perform a scene from Caberet.
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Can the Ladies of ‘The View’ Stop Discussing Abortion?
I don’t know a lot of stuff. But what I do know is that we will never agree on abortion. I realize that pro-lifers think they can change minds by showing people pictures of fetuses, but I don’t think that works any better than members of PETA showing people videos of chickens being tortured. You’re either pro-life or pro-choice, and that is that. I often wonder if they bring up the topic just to test Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s ability to keep her head from exploding. I’m sick of hearing the topic debated. Has anyone ever witnessed someone discuss the topic and change their mind in the middle? I’ve posted an old clip below — but trust me — it’s one of about five thousand discussions on The View about the issue.
Chris Rock Tells Howard Stern How to Improve His Show
Every time I get frustrated with Howard Stern’s radio show I imagine myself having a personal conversation with Stern and telling him everything he needs to improve. But I don’t have to — because Chris Rock does my dirty work. Rock Called Stern’s show today and told Stern that his show “needs some improvements.” Stern was quiet, presumably because he doesn’t take criticism well. Rock wasn’t intimidated and said that if he’s going to take Friday’s off he should still have an original show on the air. He also told him that the “unannounced Mondays have to fucking stop.” Rock is referring to Stern’s incessant vacations, which Stern never announces. It’s infuritating because you get into the car to go to work on a Monday morning, turn on your radio in anticipation of a new Howard Stern show, and you get dated, repeated crap instead. When Stern said he would stay on the air if he could work less hours, Rock said, “you barely work now.” Stern told Rock that Oprah does less hours than him and gets away with it, and Rock said that it’s a ridiculous comparison. Way to go, Chris!