Have you ever sat in a room with a bunch of stoners and listened to them discuss their ideas about life? It’s almost as enjoyable as pulling my eyelashes out, lash by lash. Ziggy Marley has taken his deep thoughts to a new level, with the launch of his comic book, called Marijuanaman. Though the title speaks for itself, I’d like to quote the summary from Nerd Reactor: “[T]he story . . . is about an alien who is trying to help his home planet as they are in need of THC. He crash lands his bong spaceship on Earth and teams up with some freedom fighters aka potheads. Marijuanaman then goes on a mission to stop the destruction of our planet’s weed from an evil corporation that goes by the name of Pharma-Con. Marijuanaman must battle against Pharma-Con’s henchmen as well as a robotic-biker assassin called Cash Money.” And there you have it. You know what happens when there’s a famous person in your stoner-posse? — His book gets published.
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Celebrity Apprentice Recap: Hope Dworaczyk Tries to Model — And Fails
If you watch this season’s Celebrity Apprentice, then you know that NeNe Leakes waivers between insanity and brilliance. I just watched Sunday’s episode, and the clip below solidifies NeNe’s comedic timing. To summarize the clip, NeNe assigned Hope Dworaczyk the task of modeling some hair-care products. NeNe likely figured that Hope could pull it off, especially considering Hope models for a living. In fact, she was Playmate of the Year. Apparently, being a model is harder than harder than I thought. Watch below!
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‘Idol’s’ Jacob Lusk Explains ‘Man in the Mirror’ Comment — Still Makes No Sense
Jacob Lusk was voted off ‘American Idol’ last week, and I have to admit I’m shocked he made it this far. My shock has more to do with his personality than his voice. You might remember Lusk’s controversial comment during his pre-performance interview, when he said that if he got voted off, it won’t be because of his singing ability, but rather, it will be because American “didn’t want to look at themselves in the mirror.” The blogosphere erupted with attacks, and Lusk has finally made a feeble attempt at an explanation. When asked what he meant, he said the comment was about “what was going on in the world,” and wanting people to “look at themselves” and “look at what [they] could do to change the world.” Huh? Perhaps Mr. Lusk can explain what “looking in the mirror” has to do with voting him off because of a bad performance. This melt-down provides a great example of why being a successful singer has more to do with personality than singing ability. If you can’t avoid these type of mess-ups or fix them when they occur, then you don’t belong in the industry. Might I also point out for the millionth time that if Simon Cowell was on that panel when Lusk said that, it would have been addressed and put to bed immediately. Bring back Simon!
Tabloid Gossip — Celebrity News Week-in-Review
- Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are officially divorced. Popeater
- Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon gave birth to twins. The twins might later kill them for their baby names. Dawn
- Lorenzo Lamas got married for the fifth time to a woman almost thirty years younger. True love? HotMommaGossip
- Stars of Mtv’s The Hills, Justin Bobby and Holly Montag, are dating. Mtv
- Rod Stewart’s daughter, Kimberly Stewart, is having a baby with Benicio Del Toro. Huffington Post
- Marie Osmond re-married her first husband. OnTheRedCarpet
- Emma Roberts and Glee’s Chord Overstreet might be dating. Celebuzz
- Paul McCartney is engaged to longtime girlfriend Nancy Shevell. OMG!
- Jennifer Lopez has a huge ass and I’d like to touch it. PopSugar
Kirstie Alley Likes Two-Hour Sex Sessions — No Thanks
Call me a bad lay — but nothing sounds less enticing than the idea of having sex for two hours straight. So is Kirstie Alley better in bed, or does she just have a lot of time on her hands? She sure does make for a great interview, though. Click below to watch her discuss these sexcapades on Ellen DeGeneres.
Blake Shelton Not a Homophobe — Just Really Dumb
Until there’s a middle-man proof-reading celebrity tweets before they hit the web, I imagine we’ll keep seeing PR melt-downs. Blake Shelton, most recently known as a judge on the hit NBC show, The Voice, tweeted that he’s “re-writing [his] fav Shania Twain song,” and his lyrics included, “Any man that tries Touching my behind He’s gonna be a beaten, bleedin’, heaving kind of guy…” The subsequent outrage warranted the standard apology tweet, with Shelton saying, he “seriously apologize[s],” and “it wasn’t meant that way.” He also whined about the twitter-sphere “jumping on everything” he says. How is it possible that Shelton is the victim in this? Though I’m sure he has a gay best friend and therefore isn’t a “homophobe,” perhaps he could take a little responsibility for his stupidity. Is it seriously beyond his comprehension that his tweet was inappropriate? It was not “taken the wrong way,” but rather, it was just wrong in general. Don’t blame us — blame yourself.
Jesse James Talks to Howard Stern about Sandra Bullock — Makes James Look Good
Jesse James stopped by Howard Stern today to promote his new book, American Outlaw, and true to form, Howard Stern made me like Jesse James. James shed light on his marriage, saying that he and Bullock were having problems, and their adopted son brought them closer together. Though James hadn’t cheated for 11 months at the time his affairs were revealed, Bullock left him immediately after she learned of his infidelity. He said that most normal marriages might have survived, but Bullock was under media pressure to dump him, and she caved. He also revealed his issues with Bullock’s acting career, saying that he found her naked movie scenes “weird,” especially since she was involved in the production process, and she was hand-picking the hottest actors to co-star with. He said he felt as if he was “in a box” during the course of their relationship, because he was unable to behave the way he normally would, given that he was so concerned about ruining his wife’s image in the press. My only major issue with the interview was at the end, when Howard Stern asked James who was better in bed, and he called it a “no-brainer,” saying that Kat Von D is 100% better. That might be true, but some things are better left unsaid. Damn you Howard Stern for making me like Jesse James again. Stern could make a tub of goo look like a diamond necklace.
THOR Press Conference — Recap and Review
When Chris Hemsworth entered the room for the Thor press conference last weekend, I was quickly told by a fellow journalist to “stop drooling,” at which point I told him not to “blow my cover.” The truth is — I was drooling. Hemsworth is certainly dreamy, and judging by his answers during the conference, he’s also a very nice guy. When asked how it feels to be the new summer hunk, Hemsworth humbly brushed it off, saying that he’s just happy to be a working actor.
Kat Dennings did not disappoint, serving as the comic relief on film and in person. Because she started off quiet, I thought she might have an attitude problem — but my feelings quickly changed when she was asked her first question. Before responding, she commented on the “phallic” shape of the microphone, which created quite the laugh. She also admitted that she thought no one would ask her anything, and she’d therefore have no choice but to “wing” her answers.
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Song of the Day: Jaymay’s ‘Grey or Blue’
Once upon a time, I had a crush on a boy that didn’t like me back. Since I’m so blazing hot, I found it confusing. We must all be humbled now and then, though, and in honor of the very sexy man who didn’t return my affection, I’m posting the enjoyable song below. I’m not even sure that’s what the song is about, but I’m The Dishmaster — and I’ll choose whatever meaning I want. Enjoy!
Seth Meyers Kills it at White House Dinner — Trump Didn’t Laugh
Now might be a good time to confess my gigantic crush on Seth Meyers, the head writer for Saturday Night Live. And after watching his performance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, my crush has officially become an obsession. My favorite part of the evening was when Meyers took aim at Donald Trump, who deserved it. Instead of taking it in stride, Trump looked noticeably pissed, and didn’t smile once. He later called Seth Meyers a “stutterer” and said he was “inappropriate.” First, how dare Donald Trump say anything negative about my future husband. And second, can’t the guy take a joke? Trump reminds me of a schoolyard bully who picks on everyone until some tiny kid stomps on his toe, and then he marches off crying to his mommy. If you can’t take it Mr. Trump, then don’t dish it out. Watch the very yummy Seth Meyers in action below.